Under Construction

I made Taylor Swift famous.

[joshpeck]

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen

[thecommonchick]

when my mom tells me to make my own food

[arisell-i]

[bienenkiste]

[pettyrevenge]

When I was in 1st grade I had a really mean teacher who would only let us use the restroom if it was an emergency. I raised my hand during a grammar lesson one day and politely asked to use the bathroom. She asked if it was an emergency and I said that it was, but she told me that I could wait. In an effort to make her feel guilty about brushing me off, I forcibly peed all over myself and the chair.

[theshitneyspears]

im hollering omg

[bizarrest]

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

[marcitlali]

can I wear a waist trainer if I’m 6 months pregnant ?

[slutforaesthetic-deactivated202]

Wouldn’t recommend!

[marcitlali]

too late my baby gonna come out with a SNATCHED waist

[arianacopyingmariah]

[trolltina]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[we-should-be-legendary]

[memegod]

[bono-reznor-deactivated20200924]

[justasweird]

what's ya dick like homie? lemme fight it

Ima ruin you cunt

[orgashmeak]

Smaller than you would expect, more circumcised than you would expect, more pre-cummy than required 🙃

[justasweird]

Is Ashley gone forever？

Who is Ashley orgashmeak???