orgiophant: n. the presider over orgies

hey, I'm sophie. I'm 20, and a junior at a university in nola. i'm a busy ass girl, but sometimes I reblog stuff I like. some of it is nsfw so be careful. hope you have a lovely one! skype: pumpkinmushroom (display name: butt stallion) porn blog music blog

[mouuse]

[dailykesha]

[angehlics-blog]

you thought i was a girl ?? jokes on you, im really just 20 mental illnesses in a trenchcoat

[bloomflowersbloom]

[looloolalalol-deactivated201711]

My headcanon about how Ford first encountered Rick.

I find this kind of mutual relationship kinda cool :p

[pishposhbagosh]

Okay I know we all love Dad 76 but heres a concept: Grunkle 76

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[ithelpstodream]

[realgarn]

@markruffalo

[fandomshateblackpeople]

@markruffalo

[meangirlnurse]

i love that one really expensive goth chicken breed

[meangirlnurse]

seriously

goth chickens

[thefeelofavideogame]

thanks 2016

[sonicthehedgegod]

[lilycoven]

@markiplier

[karenhurley]

Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards: Stunning photographs of nature being goofy. I have to admit I find a lot of these relatable!  

[austinmeowdodge]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[shadows-and-starlight]

I don’t even know what my favorite part about this is. This is some modern art right here.

[elidaddyy]

Family reunion 

hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items

[orgiophant-blog]

someone: you can't have a coping mechanism that's just playing video games for all of your waking hours

me: fucking watch me