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This is the biggest news to come out of the 2020 election so far!!!!

**Two Senate runoff elections in Georgia means WE CAN STILL TAKE BACK THE SENATE!**

WE CAN THE SENATE RIGHT OUT OF MITCH MCCONNELL’S DISTURBINGLY PURPLE HANDS.

**It’s a long shot, but if Democrats win both seats, the Senate will be 50-50.**

If you live in Georgia, go to votesaveamerica.com/register to register to vote if you haven’t already. Then remind three friends to register or check their registration and VOTE AGAIN! The special election for both seats will be on January 5th.

Everyone else, get ready to organize/volunteer/call every single voter in Georgia! Let’s take back the Senate!

lavender-truth

I'm gonna scream this is so funny

owlmylove

Ok so as someone who has never seen an episode of Supernatural in their life but understands a lot of references/whatnot from living through superwholock tumblr, can you explain what happened with destiel? I don't know what to google :/

as someone who has also never seen an episode of Supernatural but was slowly poisoned by the smog of secondhand fandom back in the 20-teens, I’ll do my best babe!!

Castiel apparently made some sort of deal with some sort of entity (??) that, if he was ever happy, he would immediately descend into Super Hell because obvi supernatural has lost all sense of consequences since they jumped the shark in like, season 2 and presumably have spent the last 8 years jumping a veritable Sea World’s worth of meaninglessly dramatic plot twists

anyway, Castiel told Dean he loves him in some of the worst heterosexual acting I have ever seen, somehow (????) felt happy while watching Jensen Ackles look furiously constipated, and then was immediately sucked down a firey hell tube into Super Hell (which feels very Freudian anal fixation 2 me), where gay people go if they dare to be happy for one (1) second

ALSO: the script has since leaked and Dean reportedly “Can Not Reciprocate” so CW rlly just handed us the fastest ever bury your gays speedrun and said “you’re welcome :) :) :)”

this news broke last night while most people were enjoying the bamboo-under-fingernails sensation of refreshing twitter every 5 seconds to check Nevada/Pennsylvania/Georgia results in the U.S. election, and APPARENTLY the New York Post decided this was a good time to come out with a headline that claimed Putin was stepping down as president

natch, the overlap of these 3 events was too much for our tenuous grasp on reality to survive and all hell broke loose. most ppl found out abt the Putin resignation (which has since been denied by the Kremlin) via tweets about destiel “becoming canon” (which has since been disproven by the script) and we all collectively took a tab of cultural LSD and astral-projected back to 2012

now johnlock apologists are apparently crossing their fingers (I think they’re getting a new season in 2022? because yeah sure why the fuck not) and i’m looking over my shoulder every 5 minutes in case the fucking once-ler rises again

soooooo thats what you missed last time on glee <3

critical-and-cringe

Tag yourself

#people who never liked supernatural

normal-horoscopes

Is the United States irrevocably damaged?

NO ITS WORKING AS INTENDED

BUT WITH YOUR HELP WE CAN IRREPARABLY DAMAGE THIS SHITTY SHITTY COUNTRY

saxxxology

CNN referred to Native Americans as “something else” on their voter demographic poll last night. The poll on the screen read like this:

White

Black

Latino

Something else

Asian

We weren’t declared as citizens of our own stolen land until 1924. We didn’t get the right to vote (in all states) until the early 1960’s.

And yet non-natives can’t even refer us as Indigenous people when we’re a part of the electoral process.

saxxxology

Y’all wanna know why Arizona flipped blue?

The Navajo and Pima/O’Odham (one of my tribes!!!) communities have been crucial in flipping this state. the Native vote in Arizona was MASSIVE - no doubt to the impact Covid has had on our communities there. I’m going to look at other blue-flipped states but what I’m seeing so far is that Natives have been critical for the Democratic vote regardless of voter suppression tactics designed to keep Natives away from the polls.

I also noticed that CNN started running ads raising awareness for Covid impact on Navajo territories and my thoughts are: 1) it doesn’t fix the mistake you made by calling us “something else” 2) the Navajo/Diné are not the only natives on that territory and the other tribes (including mine) deserve to be officially recognized.

honeymushroom

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

shittyknight

I SCREAM

etherealpanacea

megamindmutual-deactivated20191

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

galaxianbitch

The time stamp comparison really ties this together

egberts

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the secret fifth season of Sherlock was real and came out tomorrow

foxyclock

This is how johnlock can still become canon

demonic-mnemonic

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

merrrrrrrrry

These articles are from 7 hours ago

egberts

THIS WAS A JOKE

#please no we can't do this we just can't

carnival-phantasm

lesbiansisyphus

did we all see this i’m... speechless

#OH GOD IS SHE OKAY?????????

varls

catchymemes

diamondelight92

OK TWO THINGS: One: Did he maybe wanna go outside a look at a horse from the front? Like with his eyes? No, he didn’t? OK then 2: why is the sideways horse cumming on the tree?

webscene-remade

why is this the funniest gif I’ve ever seen

perestroika-hilton

Does a gay little shove to piss you off

pucikat-deactivated20211110

what america really needs right now is some celebrities coming together to sing another epic song

peachslam-deactivated20240321

carry on my wayward son

ampervadasz

Morzsi

angryschnauzer

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”