ALL DICKS DESCEND FROM ME ,

[origidick]

𝐈'𝐌 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 , 𝐈'𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 ! highly canon divergent && hc based take on [ ADAM . ] from hazbin hotel. the primordial man , the original dick. not affiliated with the show or it's creator , 18+. shredded by pear ( he/him , 25+ ) sideblog follows back from @ prnkill. rules && about under cut.

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 : aserpent ( exclusive )

the rules are very simple here :

general rp etiquette is expected , don't be a dick , don't god mod , treat people with respect. my blog is mutuals only so i will only be interacting with people i follow from my MAIN blog @prnkill ― though general asks about the character / my portrayal can be sent in by nonmutuals.

due to headcanons && back story developed by myself && doll , i am exclusive with her lucifer ; meaning i will not write with any other lucifer , && events plotted with her are canon to this blog.

this blog is MATURE , content warnings for : chauvinism , sexism , religious imagery , && sexual content. this blog is 18+ , no minors allowed.

i am heavily canon divergent. though this blog is inspired by hazbin hotel && vaguely follows it's plotline , this is not a 1 to 1 depiction of adam from the show && has a lot of it's portrayal rooted in the concept of the first man in general. headcanons / more info on portrayal can be read here.

my name is pear ! ( 25 && he / him )

𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: adam. 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: dickmaster. 𝐀𝐆𝐄: unknown , as old as the earth ; appears in his 40s. 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐒: primordial man , fallen angel. 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑: cis male && he / him. 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: heterosexual ( closeted bisexual ) 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 6'7". 𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑: brown in life , golden now. 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑: dark brown , curly. 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒: two golden wings which protrude from his middle back , a large golden scar on ribs on his left side from where his was removed , a dusting of freckles across his face , a halo which hangs above his head. ( fallen verse : his halo is gone && replaced with horns very similar to those on his mask , scleras have turned black , an impish tail , && scars along his back from being stabbed to death. ) face hc here.

[origidick]

But what if......

[homie-xidal]

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Ngl, I can imagine this is how they'll welcome Adam if he's ever to be stuck in hell in season 2 except it's not Lilith but Charlie.

[d4gm4rs]

warm up doodle

[d4gm4rs]

i just think hes like her shitty cat

[origidick]

Fallen adam has hooves. Imo.

[willgrahamscock]

ⓘ this user has been abandoned by god

[origidick]

I have many thoughts about Adam and eve and their relationship/their children

[rius-cave]

That explains so much

[origidick]

adam sends texts like this

[origidick]

Adam kinda a biblical bad boy

[origidick]

Rip adam you would have loved Hollywood undead

[origidick]

he gets so insanely hangry it's ridiculous

[origidick]

adam is considered royal consort , since he is a romantic partner of both the king && queen. he has no claim to the throne of hell , nor does he want it , but he is considered part of the royal family. occasionally he will attend important events with his partners , though not very often as he can be a bit nervous about appearing publicly ― especially shortly after his fall.

[origidick]

thinking about how after eden adam && eve felt shame over being naked && started wearing clothes. so like .... maybe that shame is why he keeps himself so covered now. bc he wears his mask about 90% of the time , you can hardly see him under his robes , && he keeps his wings tucked in close to him. which is so interesting bc he's such a show off in every other way ― kinda a cool little insight on his true feelings about himself.

[origidick]

Thinking about how adam trusted Sera && she used him as her puppet && scapegoat :)

[wolfythewitch]

bone of my bones, flesh of my flesh

[origidick]

I think Adam is straight.......... except for lucifer....