The Worst Dentist on Skid Row

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Orin Scrivello RP account! SEND ASKS! the moderator likes lots of musicals and the Saw franchise.

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Taken anons:

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Doctuh, oh doctuh, I think I need a root canal 😖😖

I really hope I don’t get my teeth drilled into without any form of anesthesia or pain killers.

(I swear this isn’t Arthur Denton)

…don’t know ‘bout all that.

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hi orin! happy seymorin saturday

woah mama

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Hi. It’s me again. You wanna rip out a few teeth to put in that box I made you?

- @pretty-flower-anon 🪻

Sure thing. Open wide.

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You want anything in particular? I’m not picky.

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Canines.

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Hi. It’s me again. You wanna rip out a few teeth to put in that box I made you?

- @pretty-flower-anon 🪻

Sure thing. Open wide.

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Orin d’ya want all my teeth for a dollar

Sure.

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I NEED TO KISS YOU SO BAD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU also i have like a Lot of cavities soo.......

Open yer mouth and we’ll see what happens.

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Well… I uh… got you something, happy late Christmas Orin!!

[it is a box made of various animal teeth but most of it has been taken by human teeth.]

- 🪻 @pretty-flower-anon

Huh. You might be as psycho as I am!

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So how are you gonna spend the holidays, you sick fuck?

Just t’usual. Hangin’ teeth on m’ tree…unwrapping torture dentistry devices…givin’ out free root canals…

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Orin. Please. Give them back.

Hah. No.

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doctor can you examine my teeth please 👉👈

…you remind me of someone.

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Hey Dr. Scrivello, if you couldn't be a dentist for some reason what would you want to do for a living?

Hm. A boxer or a lawyer.

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*Materialises and hands you a Baja blast because I want you to taste the future then dissipates*

Damn. Dentists must be rich!

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In that case, here's some candy for you, Dr. Scrivello! I think it's mainly M&Ms and Starbursts? I dunno. I haven't looked at every single piece.

Thanks a lot. I don’t get too many gifts.

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It's @s3ym0ur-kr31b0rn, trick or treat!

Yer gonna get a trick.

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happy halloween, doctor scrivello! got any candy for me?

Sure. Don’t check it for razor blades!

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Happy Halloween, Dr. Scrivello! Got any fun plans for today? When I was younger (just a bad little kid) there was a dentist in town where after Halloween every year kids could give away their unwanted candy for some money. I'm not sure what they did with the candy afterwards. They probably tossed it, but it's kind of funny to imagine that the office staff just ate it all. So, uh, fun anecdote of the day, I guess. Also, I'm glad you're not in any legal trouble.

I bet the staff ate it all. I sure would. Happy Halloween, stud.