Crippling God Complex

[orion-the-unbound]

So, just to ask, but is it a normal feeling to always wear only one ear for headphones, because of the incredible worry that you’re feeling happy too loudly, or is that just the anxiety talking?

[orion-the-unbound]

I had commissions for an artist, and got art made for a campaign.

Please enjoy, it’s a necromancer/life cleric. Two souls, two personalities.

[orion-the-unbound]

So, I just had the most random thought, but I desire all of it.

So, my idea was, what if Jack Black just decides to own the Harry Potter IP? Nothing going back to Rowling, no corporate weirdos, just the Harry Potter universe tuned to the chaos that is Jack Black, while also being tuned to the…well, the everything else we like about him. Just imagine, Jack Black Harry Potter AU

[orion-the-unbound]

So just was going around Reddit…I found something “interesting”

Like…is it serious? Is this just some corporate ploy? Are these some rich parents fed up with their kid and just wanting to get rid of a car? Is the kid, if real, just an insane sigma male dudebro? So many questions

[itsapmseymour]

Sorry if this is too personal of a question but what is your stance on soda bread?

>screams in Irish delight

[moltenparadox]

...Dare I ask what soda bread is?

[orion-the-unbound]

What about soda CAKE?

[orion-the-unbound]

Anybody ever undergo highly invasive surgery after refusing to be knocked unconscious, all because you didn’t communicate well, and you learn why they suggested putting you under NOT because of your anxiety, but because they would shove the medical equivalent of a cattle prod/soldering iron inside your mouth while the numbing agent had begun to fade entirely? No? Just me? Okay.

[zuccnini]

Lifelong Swamp Friends. 

Ko-fi

[orion-the-unbound]

Oh no

All Mudkips

[orion-the-unbound]

I…honestly feel so empty right now…I haven’t been able to feel right in so long…only receiving momentary moments of solace when I ignore my own problems…I crave a comfort that I know I can’t find…that I don’t even know if I deserve…I miss the moments I used to have…the joy I used to feel…the emotions I still crave…why do I feel so hollowed?

Now I’m looking for sympathy to see if people care about it to try and feel better, while also procrastinating a thesis…life feels like a bitch

[orion-the-unbound]

“The Devil went down to Georgia”

Well of course he did, Hell is in Michigan

[orion-the-unbound]

Alright, we’re selling our cringe, but we can do better. We need to weaponize what even we have forbid…

Homestuck

[orion-the-unbound]

Honestly, I feel like college is horrible for my mental and emotional health. I always was able to hug someone when I was home, but now I just feel lonely, sad, and my sleep schedule is all out of sorts because I don’t fear what happens the next day having a shit ton of stuff being thrown my way.

Honestly, I wish I could have someone, not even-okay, maybe to have sex with, but not even. I’m single, I wish for more, but I just want a bare minimum right now. I want a hug. I want someone to tell me it’s okay. I want someone to let me cheat off their test scores. I want someone I can laugh with, who understands what I mean, and isn’t just sighing that I exist and they don’t want to deal with it. I want someone to put their full body weight into me, lay on me in order to cuddle- hell, lotsa people, dogpile me with their affection and their bodies…

I want someone that I feel okay with…

I want to feel okay…

Why does it feel like that’s too much to ask for?…

[orion-the-unbound]

I shall dive into the pits of hell for knowledge…who are these characters?!

[orion-the-unbound]

So sad to see that another great meme cat has died, may Thirsty Waffles rest in piece

[orion-the-unbound]

This…everybody knows where I’m going after I found this video

[orion-the-unbound]

Wanted to chomp some sewing supplies, but all I got were these cookies

[itsapmseymour]

Have you ever imagined one of your OCs sneezing adorably like a kitten?

Cyana would, and has

[orion-the-unbound]

Absolutely adorable, 10/10, get this girl an Oscar

[orion-the-unbound]

Giving a grad speech with multiple forms of anxiety is the worst