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[adventure-heart]

The moon is beautiful

[maybe-you-need-this]

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

[thethingsifindfunny]

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

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[lightmaster]

these puppets are far too much!

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chipsprites]

this is how it looked in my head when I was playing with action figures as a kid

[tmirai]

I reblogged this last year to scream about Thunderbolt Fantasy but now there is a second season and I’m telling you: WATCH THIS SHOW. It’s SO good. The puppets are beautiful and fucky as fuck but also the story is so well written and very faithful to the style Chinese martial art epic tales. It’s really really good and I am absolutely obsessed.

[lexingt0n]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONLY FROM THE START OF EPISODE 1

[titos1346-deactivated20190113]

This type of shit is such a turn on 🤤

[lxvelikehoney]

Need this

[taylorlauhner]

[onlytwitterpics]

[jehovahhthickness]

[witchablkass]

Drag em

[cognvcblvck]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20190]

the tea pot is screaming 🗣

[demigodxtonio]

[futubandera-cl]

[shawndy]

MOOD

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[diamondjym]

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[chulo88-deactivated20181210]

Damn