Orochimaru facts

How do i log out

[orochimarufacts]

Sorry , I had covid. And now i think im going to have another one, im peckish. See you

[orochimarufacts]

Otogakure Human Resources. Wink...

Really though we do have an online DEI course and you do need to take yourself through it.

[orochimarufacts]

Oh yeah god forbid I get fucking conceptual with it. God forbid you be a little conceptual nowadays in terms of the human body/home decoration

[orochimarufacts]

So.... here's the thing.

[orochimarufacts]

I touch myself when I watch blackhead removal videos, I can't help it. I guess this is what people mean by food porn 🫦

[orochimarufacts]

Amphetamine is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[orochimarufacts]

Cooking my child

[orochimarufacts]

Sign this document quick, please, please please please sign this document Nothing bad will happen to you if you sign this document you just have to do it and quickly. My arms are actively rotting as we speak I can literally feel the necrosis setting in so you have to sign the document

[orochimarufacts]

I heard on the streets that deep down in your subconscious you want to fuck your mother. Well you're a very very lucky boy aren't you because I assimilated her just last week

[orochimarufacts]

You're expunged, your boyfriend's expunged, your dad's expunged, your friend's expunged, your step-daughter's expunged, I don't give a shit. I'm expunging fucking all of you.

[maxknightley]

okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.

[orochimarufacts]

My pussy has negotiated countless peace treaties. Independently of me.

[orochimarufacts]

You don't need a "WIFE". What you NEED is a beautiful priestess of the old religion to lead you down a dark path.

[orochimarufacts]

[orochimarufacts]

Queening out all over this military coup. Deep throating a knife in front of my crustyyy old mentor and he is screaming throwing up in horror and fear. Well, I served. I served for 20 dishonorable years of war. Is the meal to your liking, old man? Is the CUNT?

[orochimarufacts]

Sasuke could never have vogued like that.

[theearthisourmother]