Technoblade.

"You're very cool and concerning." - someone. This is accurate. U da real potato (@dance-potato-boy) (Ooc) hello people this is a c!techno rp account. Canon only. I will accept any question, any request, and almost anything as long as it is not outside my discomfort zone. Oh and I'm open to moots and stuff, too. I'm a c!Techno kin (not as a neurodivergent term, I'm pretty average, actually)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

RP INTRODUCTION BABY!

Hello people, I’m actually pretty interested in RP blog accounts and so I’ve decided to make one myself. I truthfully believe that this is beneficial and that it will be entertaining. I will take most requests. I will take most suggestions and you can ask me anything. I’m pretty sure that there are other blog chains like in RP for the dream SMP. I am aware with the issues and have been going on with your content creators, and I will no state who I do not want to interact with

So first of all, I do not want to interact with WSS people and a second of all dreams Stans anybody who is problematic I do not want to interact with zoophiles and pedophiles, and anything of that sort. Transphobes, xenophobes, anything that’s remotely hateful, and I don’t have to hang out with democrats. I do not hang out with people who support Trump or MAGA, and I am a pretty political person

People who I would like to interact is basically everybody else who doesn’t fall into the criteria I just mentioned. If you’d want to ask me to join a roleplay chain I would be honored.

Oh, I would be a Techno roleplay account. I’m trying to respond as in interior as humanly can and I would love to interrupt a role-play blogs. If you have any questions, ask me if you don’t have questions don’t ask me. Thank you for your time, buddy.

This account was made for fun And that’s about it. I hope you enjoyed.

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Have YOU tried getting BAD. Yeah how about THAT

I’m joking please don’t hurt me

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm not bad at anything that even if i tried getting bad, i'd be insanely good at being bad, sorry man." "im literally gonna hang you at the docks at this, how dare you dream"

[6eyeddreaming]

You do not make any sense to my fucked up brain,but you go king. Pop off as whoever the fuck says.

Aw man

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"What i'm saying is that i can tryhard anything. Put me in a dating sim, and i'll beat everyone at everything immediately." [pause] "Do NOT put me in a dating sim, i wouldn't wanna date anyone, ever. My point was that i can tryhard anything, even if it's out of my element."

[6eyeddreaming]

I think that if you were put in a dating sim, you would be that one character that doesn’t date anyone. You’re very asexual. And aromantic. Aroace for pride month, I guess.

Better than being unrestrainedly gay.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I am an english major. That immediately makes my probabilities of getting a lover or reproduction on a fat 10%. Anything after that point is a miracle." [pause] "as an addition, i am an english major and don't know half of the terms you mentioned. Congradulations." "i think those are queer labels, but i'm not completely sure, chat..."

[6eyeddreaming]

English major and you spelt ‘congratulations’ wrong.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Im gonna hang you from above the door just like how old, barbaric historical figures did to shame someone after death."

[He is joking...]

[6eyeddreaming]

How rude.

Please do

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Incredibly, i would be dumbfounded if i were you."

[he will not]

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Have YOU tried getting BAD. Yeah how about THAT

I’m joking please don’t hurt me

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm not bad at anything that even if i tried getting bad, i'd be insanely good at being bad, sorry man." "im literally gonna hang you at the docks at this, how dare you dream"

[6eyeddreaming]

You do not make any sense to my fucked up brain,but you go king. Pop off as whoever the fuck says.

Aw man

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"What i'm saying is that i can tryhard anything. Put me in a dating sim, and i'll beat everyone at everything immediately." [pause] "Do NOT put me in a dating sim, i wouldn't wanna date anyone, ever. My point was that i can tryhard anything, even if it's out of my element."

[6eyeddreaming]

I think that if you were put in a dating sim, you would be that one character that doesn’t date anyone. You’re very asexual. And aromantic. Aroace for pride month, I guess.

Better than being unrestrainedly gay.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I am an english major. That immediately makes my probabilities of getting a lover or reproduction on a fat 10%. Anything after that point is a miracle." [pause] "as an addition, i am an english major and don't know half of the terms you mentioned. Congradulations." "i think those are queer labels, but i'm not completely sure, chat..."

[6eyeddreaming]

English major and you spelt ‘congratulations’ wrong.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Im gonna hang you from above the door just like how old, barbaric historical figures did to shame someone after death."

[He is joking...]

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Have YOU tried getting BAD. Yeah how about THAT

I’m joking please don’t hurt me

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm not bad at anything that even if i tried getting bad, i'd be insanely good at being bad, sorry man." "im literally gonna hang you at the docks at this, how dare you dream"

[6eyeddreaming]

You do not make any sense to my fucked up brain,but you go king. Pop off as whoever the fuck says.

Aw man

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"What i'm saying is that i can tryhard anything. Put me in a dating sim, and i'll beat everyone at everything immediately." [pause] "Do NOT put me in a dating sim, i wouldn't wanna date anyone, ever. My point was that i can tryhard anything, even if it's out of my element."

[6eyeddreaming]

I think that if you were put in a dating sim, you would be that one character that doesn’t date anyone. You’re very asexual. And aromantic. Aroace for pride month, I guess.

Better than being unrestrainedly gay.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I am an english major. That immediately makes my probabilities of getting a lover or reproduction on a fat 10%. Anything after that point is a miracle." [pause] "as an addition, i am an english major and don't know half of the terms you mentioned. Congradulations." "i think those are queer labels, but i'm not completely sure, chat..."

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Have YOU tried getting BAD. Yeah how about THAT

I’m joking please don’t hurt me

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm not bad at anything that even if i tried getting bad, i'd be insanely good at being bad, sorry man." "im literally gonna hang you at the docks at this, how dare you dream"

[6eyeddreaming]

You do not make any sense to my fucked up brain,but you go king. Pop off as whoever the fuck says.

Aw man

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"What i'm saying is that i can tryhard anything. Put me in a dating sim, and i'll beat everyone at everything immediately." [pause] "Do NOT put me in a dating sim, i wouldn't wanna date anyone, ever. My point was that i can tryhard anything, even if it's out of my element."

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Have YOU tried getting BAD. Yeah how about THAT

I’m joking please don’t hurt me

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm not bad at anything that even if i tried getting bad, i'd be insanely good at being bad, sorry man." "im literally gonna hang you at the docks at this, how dare you dream"

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

You may be onto something there, Technoblade.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Exactly, just get good, is what I'm saying. You're finally following my advice!" [wipes faux-tear from his eye, like a mime] "They grow up so fast..." [mock-sniffle]

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Sore as fuck. Attempting to uphold religion. Trying not to collapse on the day to day, you know?

It gets a little hard when your bones are in the wrong places. And you can’t feel the silk thats been inside your body since you were fifteen. And your extra arms barely work because you’re so tired.

So as good as a guy can be.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Have you tried getting good?" "That might help. By a lot."

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Green. Shocker.

How have you been in the time that I haven’t seen you for?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"All things considered, alright." [saying this is literally an instinct to techno because he uses vague, uninteresting dialogue to ward people away. It does not work most of the time. For some reason, people think he's interesting because of it.] "How was uhhh... how about you."

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...red?" [he says like a fool]

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[6eyeddreaming]

It sucked. It sucked a lot. I couldn’t do SHIT on my comm man

Not joking. ‘Don’t even joke lad’ or whatever the British say. I wouldn’t know. I hate the British.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"...if it makes you feel better, I would have guessed that."

"So-- so, what's your favorite... bed color?"

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[6eyeddreaming]

doesn’t seem right to be mad at you. you’re talking to me, thats better than half of everyone i talk to otherwise :’)

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Alright." [looooong pause. Chats blabbering about how that is NOT the right thing to say.] "Uh. And. How was the, uhhhh," [stammering to think of ANYTHING to say because apparently its not right to make peace with the fact of that] "...how was the wifi in prison?" [THEY DIDNT TEACH ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE IN SWORD SCHOOL.]

[orphan-extractor-2000]

gives you a lollipop and an umbrella hat. not mockingly. just. normally

( @6eyeddreaming )

"This is of no way beneficial to me. This holds no significance in my violent ways." "..."

[6eyeddreaming]

Hey rooomieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that is an awful amount of Es) (i feel like chat right now) - @orphan-extractor-2000

hello roommate :) how have you been?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"I'm very surprised that you're not mad at the fact that i'm annoying you." [pause] "I am alright, though." [another awkward pause. Techno does NOT communicate well.] "Oh, yeah, i forgot that i have to return the question. How are you?"

[orphan-extractor-2000]

Hello!

I understand you had a meeting with my president, the other day? And that he told you some- uh- government secrets?

Any chance you remember what he said??

@vice-president-bee (@puppy-cash's cringe little oc lmao)

“…uhhhh no.” [answered Techno as he absolutely knew what he heard.] “why do you even want that information, man?”

[vice-president-bee]

Oh, good!

I just wanted to see how screwed we were If you don’t remember it, it’s no problem. Don’t worry about it!

If by chance you do remember it, though- um- what would it take for you to really not remember?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

“i literally remember nothing, child.” [Technoblade assured, taking a few awkward steps back because he wanted to go home. He always wants to be home so this wasn’t suspicious nor out of the blue.] “I’m not really Ranboo (said as ran-bow) so i can— so i can just forget, y’know?”

[vice-president-bee]

Good!

[They seem extremely relieved, at this.]

Please don’t let me find out otherwise! If anything were to leak, that would be-

That would be bad. Very bad. Don’t let it happen.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Of course... that would be awful..." [dragged out Techno while actively planning to tell EVERYTHING to Wilbur and Tommy] "What kind of deranged psychopath would do that...?" [awkward whistling.]

[vice-president-bee]

…

You, I take it.

[The emotion is gone from their voice. They fix their gaze on Techno, neutral, unreadable.]

I imagine you understand why I can’t let you do that?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Yup."

[vice-president-bee]

..What did you tell him, to get him to leak information?

I mean, not that it- look, I can’t have you telling anyone. I really, really can’t. Is there anything- anything at all I can give you to, say, make you forget about it?

[They smile faintly, showing their teeth.]

Please?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

“I’ve kind of told you i don’t remember anything, man.” [lying through his teeth] “and don’t worry about it, not that big of a deal.”

[vice-president-bee]

Oh, but it is that big of a deal.

[They hesitate a moment, glancing over their shoulder, and then step forward. When they speak again, their voice is hushed.]

I don’t think you understand. If Schlatt does not win this upcoming election, what do you think is going to happen to him?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

“Bad things, probably.” [Chat, does he know? Does he know that he’s talking to an anarchist]

[redmaycare]

i redrew this in celebration of me getting top surgery this june 9th :DDD im so happy!!! just had to draw em with my flags again

2022 version under the cut

[orphan-extractor-2000]

Hello!

I understand you had a meeting with my president, the other day? And that he told you some- uh- government secrets?

Any chance you remember what he said??

@vice-president-bee (@puppy-cash's cringe little oc lmao)

“…uhhhh no.” [answered Techno as he absolutely knew what he heard.] “why do you even want that information, man?”

[vice-president-bee]

Oh, good!

I just wanted to see how screwed we were If you don’t remember it, it’s no problem. Don’t worry about it!

If by chance you do remember it, though- um- what would it take for you to really not remember?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

“i literally remember nothing, child.” [Technoblade assured, taking a few awkward steps back because he wanted to go home. He always wants to be home so this wasn’t suspicious nor out of the blue.] “I’m not really Ranboo (said as ran-bow) so i can— so i can just forget, y’know?”

[vice-president-bee]

Good!

[They seem extremely relieved, at this.]

Please don’t let me find out otherwise! If anything were to leak, that would be-

That would be bad. Very bad. Don’t let it happen.

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Of course... that would be awful..." [dragged out Techno while actively planning to tell EVERYTHING to Wilbur and Tommy] "What kind of deranged psychopath would do that...?" [awkward whistling.]

[vice-president-bee]

…

You, I take it.

[The emotion is gone from their voice. They fix their gaze on Techno, neutral, unreadable.]

I imagine you understand why I can’t let you do that?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

"Yup."

[vice-president-bee]

..What did you tell him, to get him to leak information?

I mean, not that it- look, I can’t have you telling anyone. I really, really can’t. Is there anything- anything at all I can give you to, say, make you forget about it?

[They smile faintly, showing their teeth.]

Please?

[orphan-extractor-2000]

“I’ve kind of told you i don’t remember anything, man.” [lying through his teeth] “and don’t worry about it, not that big of a deal.”