Ok laugh all you want but this is indisputable evidence! This is an exclusive photo of the ACTUAL REAL LIFE console war taking place between Geoff Keighley (a humanized Xbox secret project developed by Microsoft) versus
None other than Nintendo’s own secret console, the Regginator. you buffoons thought this whole time that Nintendo has been skimping out on their console’s technological capabilities when it has just been revealed that all their extra money and tech has been going into creating the Regginator! That’s why the Wii U was so underpowered! Same with the switch! Sacrifices had to be made to keep Reggie’s maintenance and firmware up to date. He’s simply a developer’s kit and we’re the game!
You hear that?! We’re the ones being played right now! Nintendo truly pulled the wool over our eyes! His technological robot body will always be ready if we don’t do something about it! That’s why Geoff keighley was made by Microsoft to rival Reggie.
However, Geoff is a relatively new contender compared to the lifespan of the Regginator. He cannot feed his body off of life force alone, so he must feed off of gamer fuel ( Doritos and MTN DEW) in order to power up for the console wars. They’re both still in development by Microsoft and Nintendo. They’re currently both the most powerful gaming machines as well as cyborgs to walk the earth.
Now the question is, what has Sony been building this whole time? Does Sony have a human console hybrid of their own? Send me your theories! I will not rest until we find answers.
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