Meschugena

@orthodoxwife

I'm Kyle's mother... Now no foul language Mr.!!!! Kyle I'm talking to you!

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I got my national honor society stuff!!

So proud!!

((I LOVE THIS BLOG))

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I write sins not tragedies

#eat my fat dick Okay.

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No honey, you are sexy to me!!

Don’t do such a thing.

….Well maybe you just need those penis pills then Gerald.

I wanna ride a roller coaster twice and not have to wait in line.

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Or maybe I could play UPS man, again. *wriggles eye brows*

Ooh my Gerald... Not in front of the kids... Hee hee.

Hello, Sheila! It's nice to see you on here!

Oh hello Sharon! You made one of these too huh? Gotta keep an eye on those boys.. Hee Hee.

*Kyle is in his room playing with his dreidels. He decides to sneak out to go see Stan.*

Kyle better not have anyone over!!!

you got me. this is going to be a stale mate either way, i see.

Yes it is...

MRS. BROFLOVSKI WE BOTH KNOW THAT ISNT TRUE

EXCUSE YOU STANLEY IF YOU KEEP UP THAT ATTITUDE I WON'T LET YOU SEE KYLE FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!

i was just wondering uh.. who taught you how to use this website. is it the same person who taught my mom? whe r e can i find the m

Oh! Well Stan, maybe adults can learn this website for themselves...

hey mrs. b!

Hello Stan..

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No honey, you are sexy to me!!

Don’t do such a thing.

....Well maybe you just need those penis pills then Gerald.

I wanna ride a roller coaster twice and not have to wait in line.

*gulp* Uh...M-Mom....I kinda have something to tell you.

Alright... Out with it!

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*nervous laugh* Sheila I thought you were sleeping, dear!

You thought wrong Gerald!

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Well!

Good thing, too. I didn’t want to sleep on the couch.

Too bad you couldn’t get it up when we are together!!!!!!!

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Maybe it’s because you’re so angry!

How am I supposed to get an erection when you’re yelling at me?!

Maybe the reason I got mad is because you can't get it up!!! Am I not sexy to you anymore?? Maybe I should move back to New Jersey!!!!!

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*nervous laugh* Sheila I thought you were sleeping, dear!

You thought wrong Gerald!

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Well!

Good thing, too. I didn’t want to sleep on the couch.

Too bad you couldn't get it up when we are together!!!!!!!

Sexual relations between men are clearly forbidden by the Torah. (Lev. 18:22). Such acts are condemned in the strongest possible terms, as abhorrent. The only other sexual sin that is described in such strong terms is the sin of remarrying a woman you had divorced after she had been married to another man. (See Deut. 24:4). The sin of sexual relations between men is punishable by death (Lev. 20:13), as are the sins of adultery and incest.

It is important to note, however, that it is homosexual acts that are forbidden, not homosexual orientation. Judaism focuses on a person's actions rather than a person's desires. A man's desire to have sex with another man is not a sin, so long as he does not act upon that desire. In fact, it could be said that a man who feels such desires but does not act upon them is worthy of more merit in that regard than a man who does not feel such desires at all, just as one who refrains from pork because it is forbidden deserves more merit than one who refrains from pork because he doesn't like the taste.

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*nervous laugh* Sheila I thought you were sleeping, dear!

You thought wrong Gerald!

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#Look at Gerald...

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