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@oscar-thegreat
What’s up it’s Oscar..yes i is An opossum but I will beat your ass! I’m also a proud mother of 6.
Mod info below!

What’s up this is just a silly blog my main is @time-watcher just hear to be a menace to society like god intended!
Rules: Oscar is an animal..so don’t be a weirdo..duh.
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
You should fix that
Soooo are the demons gonna be merciful?
They said yes as long as you get them 5 pieces of cheesecake each.
That's less than I offered so I win haha
They chose to be nice because they said they feel bad for you
Why do they feel bad for me????
Cuz your British
EXCUSE YOU CHILDREN
They just mad my accent is cooler than theirs
NO IT NOT STFU
You wish you were British
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
You should fix that
Soooo are the demons gonna be merciful?
They said yes as long as you get them 5 pieces of cheesecake each.
That's less than I offered so I win haha
They chose to be nice because they said they feel bad for you
Why do they feel bad for me????
Cuz your British
EXCUSE YOU CHILDREN
They just mad my accent is cooler than theirs
NO IT NOT STFU
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
You should fix that
Soooo are the demons gonna be merciful?
They said yes as long as you get them 5 pieces of cheesecake each.
That's less than I offered so I win haha
They chose to be nice because they said they feel bad for you
Why do they feel bad for me????
Cuz your British
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
You should fix that
Soooo are the demons gonna be merciful?
They said yes as long as you get them 5 pieces of cheesecake each.
That's less than I offered so I win haha
They chose to be nice because they said they feel bad for you
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
You should fix that
Soooo are the demons gonna be merciful?
They said yes as long as you get them 5 pieces of cheesecake each.
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
You're their dad just ground them
You forget I’m basically a present deadbeat
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Tell them to at least let me get my stuff out before they destroy it
fine I’ll ask but if they rip my face off I’m blaming you
Your pfp is adorable btw
I mean duh I’m an adorable guy. Look at me
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Do they want the mansion back or something?????
Tell them we can go to Cheesecake Factory and talk it out I'll get them each their own cheesecake
SIGH let me ask Rosie I guess..
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Didn't Kurt just feed them????
And why are they so mad over me buying an RV???
Demons get hungry fast. And I don’t know! You act like I try to understand their intentions.
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
What does that even mean
It means that like that’s a problem for another day! Point is they are mad and hungry and sad.
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
This is why I sold the mansion I gave them
That’s a different conversation…
Okay listen here butterball I need a favor I need some cash..don’t ask questions I’m desperate.
@oscar-thegreat
YOU *baps with paw* WERE *bap* GONE *bap* AND *bap* YOU *bap* DONT *bap* EVEN*bap* SAY *bap* HELLO *bapbapbapbapbapbap*
What do you need
OKAY DAMN. hello big ass Raccon. Anyway. I was wondering if you would be willing to steal a lot of money with me.
Eh, I've been bored. Where are we stealing it from, and why aren't we asking Archer? They're like a multi-millionaire now
Uhh doesn’t matter where. And that’s to easy! I lost access to Eden’s accounts and I need that back 
What did you do
I figured out how to make silent bombs and he said he can’t be responsible for what I do with them
sounds reasonable
let's go steal
Okay I should only need bout 5 grand but honestly I’m down for more I need a snack after this.
Only 5 grand???
Yeah honestly hacking into banking accounts isn’t that hard. Trust I’ve done this exact thing before.
Then why do you need my help????
Because you’re fun? Plus if I get in trouble WE get in trouble
If you get in trouble I'm cloaking myself and laughing while Eden yells at you
If I look at him cutely enough maybe he will forgot about it…
I doubt it considering the dang bombs
I’ve done worse and he’s forgiven… not that far of a stretch
Eh if he can handle me being a god he can handle the bombs
Exactly! I mean at least I’m not a god I would be crazy with that shit…in a good way.
Hey ozzy
@xxxarcher-the-galacticxxx
*rubs temples dramatically* Can I help you?
Hoping for an answer to my apology maybe
It’s whatever I’m over it that was *counts on paws* like awhile ago! I don’t care.
Good
*picks up and hugs*
*long sigh* UGH *hugs back* yeah okay I’m the best..I will still destroy your RV
I'll just buy a new one
I’ll destroy all the RVs ever
See if you do that you won't be able to borrow it for whatever the hell it is you do
Why would I need an RV? I’m not on some breaking bad type shit!
Hey watch it! I live there!
Yeah well now my kids are going to go check it out..
Okay listen here butterball I need a favor I need some cash..don’t ask questions I’m desperate.
@oscar-thegreat
YOU *baps with paw* WERE *bap* GONE *bap* AND *bap* YOU *bap* DONT *bap* EVEN*bap* SAY *bap* HELLO *bapbapbapbapbapbap*
What do you need
OKAY DAMN. hello big ass Raccon. Anyway. I was wondering if you would be willing to steal a lot of money with me.
Eh, I've been bored. Where are we stealing it from, and why aren't we asking Archer? They're like a multi-millionaire now
Uhh doesn’t matter where. And that’s to easy! I lost access to Eden’s accounts and I need that back 
What did you do
I figured out how to make silent bombs and he said he can’t be responsible for what I do with them
sounds reasonable
let's go steal
Okay I should only need bout 5 grand but honestly I’m down for more I need a snack after this.
Only 5 grand???
Yeah honestly hacking into banking accounts isn’t that hard. Trust I’ve done this exact thing before.
Then why do you need my help????
Because you’re fun? Plus if I get in trouble WE get in trouble
If you get in trouble I'm cloaking myself and laughing while Eden yells at you
If I look at him cutely enough maybe he will forgot about it…
I doubt it considering the dang bombs
I’ve done worse and he’s forgiven… not that far of a stretch
Okay listen here butterball I need a favor I need some cash..don’t ask questions I’m desperate.
@oscar-thegreat
YOU *baps with paw* WERE *bap* GONE *bap* AND *bap* YOU *bap* DONT *bap* EVEN*bap* SAY *bap* HELLO *bapbapbapbapbapbap*
What do you need
OKAY DAMN. hello big ass Raccon. Anyway. I was wondering if you would be willing to steal a lot of money with me.
Eh, I've been bored. Where are we stealing it from, and why aren't we asking Archer? They're like a multi-millionaire now
Uhh doesn’t matter where. And that’s to easy! I lost access to Eden’s accounts and I need that back 
What did you do
I figured out how to make silent bombs and he said he can’t be responsible for what I do with them
sounds reasonable
let's go steal
Okay I should only need bout 5 grand but honestly I’m down for more I need a snack after this.
Only 5 grand???
Yeah honestly hacking into banking accounts isn’t that hard. Trust I’ve done this exact thing before.
Then why do you need my help????
Because you’re fun? Plus if I get in trouble WE get in trouble
If you get in trouble I'm cloaking myself and laughing while Eden yells at you
If I look at him cutely enough maybe he will forgot about it…
