Incorrect Ozzy & Drix/Osmosis Jones Quotes

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Thrax: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.

Drix: You mean glory days?

Thrax: Ah, that too.

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Maria: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Ozzy: Goodnight to the love of my life, Drix, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Drix: *holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Ozzy: Drix, that’s gay.

Drix: We’ve been dating for 2 years-

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Spryman to Ozzy and Drix: Stop saving the city and get a hobby.

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Drix: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Ozzy: Oh. We're going out?

Drix: Wh...

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Christine: Well, remember when Hector made a romantic dinner for me?

Travis: Christine, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Drix: But yeah, that's basically the entire history of the Roman Empire.

Maria: Woah, you're so knowledgeable.

Drix: Thanks, I think?

Maria: Don't take this the wrong way, but is there a history of autism in your family?

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Spryman: I'm on my way. What should I bring?

Drix: A good mood :)

Spryman: ...I'm not coming.

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Drix: Leah, why did you kill him?

Leah: I didn't want him alive.

Ozzy: That's fair.

Drix: HOW IS THAT FAIR?!

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Thrax: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your city down.

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Ozzy: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Drix is? Because Drix is a straight-up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, USA. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Thrax: You kill people for money?

The Mole: I can explain.

Thrax: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Ozzy: This cell-line ends with me.

Drix: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay".

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Drix: Goodnight, darling.

Ozzy: Smell ya later, dude.

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Drix: How's your mental health going?

Ozzy: Fucking horribly, my dude. What about you? I'm still the shit though.

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Drix, about Ozzy and Maria: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

Gluteus: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

Drix: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

Spryman: Hector saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.