#spryman

[osmosisquotes]

Spryman: Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

[carrot-zanahoriaaaa]

[itsthenatshack1]

EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM ANNOUNCEMENT: SPRYMAN IS BALLIN', SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

[joslincox]

Mayor Paul Spryman being a mean popular kid for 6 minutes

[spottedbread]

Happy pride month

[dinakush]

OSMOSIS JONES SKETCH AA

[thecityofhector]

Ozzy and Drix characters as vines. Enjoy. 

[katiebug586]

Ozzy & Drix age headcanons

I headcanon Spryman as being 6.5 years old (human-wise) since Hector is 13. Since some of the cells are obviously adult, they can be no older than 13, so I just half that age.

With that, I headcanon cells grow up two times faster than, say, a regular human, so it would make sense, because if Spryman is only 6.5 years old, he’s still ‘half’ the age of a regular adult, so like a prepubescent kid, which is what he acts like/is based on.

I also imagine that since Ozzy mentions being a ‘baby/little cell’ when Frank was 13, when the man started going downhill, and since I also headcanon the show as being a separate universe from the movie (Due to MANY continuity errors), Frank is probably no older than 30, leaving Ozzy at 17 years old.

But yeah, LEAVE if you ship Ozzy with Spryman, thank you.