Os official

An RP blog for Dr. Bones / Os, run by @1kit

[marewill-flower]

I... really don't like being a historical and religious figure subject to speculation.

I'm glad no one nowadays thinks I actually betrayed Kelsier, but I wish they didn't have whole historical studies on what happened to me during the weeks we were separated, before they sent me after him to the Pits. You do not want to know.

[osofficial]

So.

How do we fix it?

[marewill-flower]

I don't think we can stop them. Facts would probably help but I... *shudders* I won't.

My only other idea is literal divine interference to intimidate them into stopping, but I also don't want to be someone who stops people from speaking freely.

[osofficial]

Hmmm… no divine intervention and the truth Should Not Be Done…

Well, we’ve got a heister and disguise specialist, as well as a wizard that runs several businesses. How about we still give a lie, but the lie you want told?

[marewill-flower]

... I've considered it, but I haven't been able to come up with a convincing enough story. Anything that's plausible needs to be suitably horrifying, and that... comes too close to the truth at times.

I also haven't told anyone about it, and I don't want them hearing a painful lie and being unsure how much of it's made up.

[osofficial]

Ah.

Why go into details with the story? It could simply be implied, there's no need to add the horrifying details, I've noticed people tend to do that on their own.

[marewill-flower]

I... really don't like being a historical and religious figure subject to speculation.

I'm glad no one nowadays thinks I actually betrayed Kelsier, but I wish they didn't have whole historical studies on what happened to me during the weeks we were separated, before they sent me after him to the Pits. You do not want to know.

[osofficial]

So.

How do we fix it?

[marewill-flower]

I don't think we can stop them. Facts would probably help but I... *shudders* I won't.

My only other idea is literal divine interference to intimidate them into stopping, but I also don't want to be someone who stops people from speaking freely.

[osofficial]

Hmmm… no divine intervention and the truth Should Not Be Done…

Well, we’ve got a heister and disguise specialist, as well as a wizard that runs several businesses. How about we still give a lie, but the lie you want told?

[marewill-flower]

I... really don't like being a historical and religious figure subject to speculation.

I'm glad no one nowadays thinks I actually betrayed Kelsier, but I wish they didn't have whole historical studies on what happened to me during the weeks we were separated, before they sent me after him to the Pits. You do not want to know.

[osofficial]

So.

How do we fix it?

[nohadon-enthusiast]

Brother there is…some form of invisible creature in my room. I don’t know what it is.

@i-will-gain-power

It's not a normal variety of spren? This place is very alive with them. Has it spoken to you? Do you feel in danger?

[i-will-gain-power]

The storming thing that hums whenever I…

Hmph. You’re saying another one is following me?

[nohadon-enthusiast]

Apparently.

They quite enjoy lies. They're like... delicacies to them.

[i-will-gain-power]

I don’t lie!

[nohadon-enthusiast]

*exasperated* Gavilar, I think you're so good at lying that it's echoing down your bloodline for the next two generations.

[i-will-gain-power]

Anything I lied about was for your own good!

[osofficial]

*deep inhale*

*tuba*

[nohadon-enthusiast]

Brother there is…some form of invisible creature in my room. I don’t know what it is.

@i-will-gain-power

It's not a normal variety of spren? This place is very alive with them. Has it spoken to you? Do you feel in danger?

[i-will-gain-power]

Do you think I wouldn’t recognize a normal spren? It keeps buzzing at me!

[osofficial]

Does it say "hmmmmm?"

Hmm? *amused chuckle*

[roshars-number-one-mom]

Hello can you point me to the one known as the blackthorn? Also you seem like you have something weird going on with you have you been marked by the devastation

Im not exactly sure where he is, why do you want to know?

I suppose that might be the case… my life has had its fair share of tragedies.

[osofficial]

Move slowly away from the Archivist. He is… quite dangerous in his way.

[roshars-number-one-mom]

*takes a step back* why, what has he done?

[osofficial]

From what I've seen he's able to Compel people to spill stories of traumatic events that happened to them.

[roshars-number-one-mom]

Hello can you point me to the one known as the blackthorn? Also you seem like you have something weird going on with you have you been marked by the devastation

Im not exactly sure where he is, why do you want to know?

I suppose that might be the case… my life has had its fair share of tragedies.

[osofficial]

Move slowly away from the Archivist. He is… quite dangerous in his way.

[i-will-gain-power]

*a car battery appears out of nowhere and drops on your head*

Car battery!

What Voidbringer arts is this?

[and-wayne]

Aw, neat, I was lookin' for where I put that!

[i-will-gain-power]

Take it back!

[and-wayne]

Sure thing! *picks it up and places a big block of cheese in its place*

[i-will-gain-power]

What on Roshar is the meaning of this? Who are you?

[and-wayne]

'What is the meaning of this?' Ooh, that's real nice. Clipped. Very stuck-up nobility like. Tryin' a bit hard, so I bet you grew up kinda rural and you're self-conscious about it. Can you give me some words with 'k' and 'p' sounds?

[osofficial]

*collapses to the ground and begins laughing*

Good on you, Wayne!

((This sentence, unlike his normal speech, has the most rural french accent imaginable))

[dipper-m-pines]

I think... I'm gonna talk to Grunkle Stan about my worries about Mabel

[osofficial]

What, specifically?

[dipper-m-pines]

none of your business? I'm just worried about her.

[osofficial]

Of course, apologies.

[in-vin-cible]

*throws a rock with the word “sorry” written on it at you and then runs away*

@reen-in-the-flesh

*glare* *ignores the rock*

[reen-in-the-flesh]

*throws another rock with another note tied to it*

[in-vin-cible]

Go away.

[osofficial]

*pushes @reen-in-the-flesh towards Vin*

Use your voice, not rocks.

[reen-in-the-flesh]

*he struggles but he is incredibly malnourished* She just said she wants me to go away so let me go so… so she doesn’t have to talk to me again.

I don’t know how to use my words.

[osofficial]

*sighs and gives Reen two bread rolls and some other food*

@in-vin-cible what your brother is trying to say is that he's sorry.

[in-vin-cible]

Hello, God killer.

@forever-a-lawwoman

Hello.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

How are you adjusting? It’s been quite a while since your time

[in-vin-cible]

Everything’s very strange. I do like the Soonie Pups.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Never did understand why he liked the dog so much…

You can call me Lessie.

[in-vin-cible]

I gave him a wolfhound body. I offered him something else, but he stuck with it.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Most of us would rather have broken bones than an animal’s body. Still, it’s his life

[in-vin-cible]

I’d like to see him again.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I think he stayed on Scadrial, but I wouldn’t know. Not on the best of terms with the others.

[in-vin-cible]

You’re a kandra.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I am.

[in-vin-cible]

*awkward shifting*

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I won’t hurt you, don’t worry. You’re the one who killed the Lord Ruler.

[in-vin-cible]

I’m not afraid. I’m just bad at conversation.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

That’s alright. Tell Sazed I said he’s a rusting bully, alright?

[in-vin-cible]

Sazed? A bully?

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Maybe he’s changed in the last 300 years since you knew him.

[in-vin-cible]

It’s still hard to imagine.

[osofficial]

I'm not sure bully would be the right word.

overpowering to those he controls might be better? And those he controls happens to include most kandra

[in-vin-cible]

Still doesn’t sound like Sazed.

[osofficial]

He's changed, I think

[in-vin-cible]

Hello, God killer.

@forever-a-lawwoman

Hello.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

How are you adjusting? It’s been quite a while since your time

[in-vin-cible]

Everything’s very strange. I do like the Soonie Pups.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Never did understand why he liked the dog so much…

You can call me Lessie.

[in-vin-cible]

I gave him a wolfhound body. I offered him something else, but he stuck with it.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Most of us would rather have broken bones than an animal’s body. Still, it’s his life

[in-vin-cible]

I’d like to see him again.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I think he stayed on Scadrial, but I wouldn’t know. Not on the best of terms with the others.

[in-vin-cible]

You’re a kandra.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I am.

[in-vin-cible]

*awkward shifting*

[forever-a-lawwoman]

I won’t hurt you, don’t worry. You’re the one who killed the Lord Ruler.

[in-vin-cible]

I’m not afraid. I’m just bad at conversation.

[forever-a-lawwoman]

That’s alright. Tell Sazed I said he’s a rusting bully, alright?

[in-vin-cible]

Sazed? A bully?

[forever-a-lawwoman]

Maybe he’s changed in the last 300 years since you knew him.

[in-vin-cible]

It’s still hard to imagine.

[osofficial]

I'm not sure bully would be the right word.

overpowering to those he controls might be better? And those he controls happens to include most kandra

[in-vin-cible]

*throws a rock with the word “sorry” written on it at you and then runs away*

@reen-in-the-flesh

*glare* *ignores the rock*

[reen-in-the-flesh]

*throws another rock with another note tied to it*

[in-vin-cible]

Go away.

[osofficial]

*pushes @reen-in-the-flesh towards Vin*

Use your voice, not rocks.

[dipper-m-pines]

I think... I'm gonna talk to Grunkle Stan about my worries about Mabel

[osofficial]

What, specifically?

[nohadon-enthusiast]

I'd be flattered by Taravangian making my evil shadow self his most important follower if it wasn't so storming disturbing.

[osofficial]

*Grumbles of necromantic turf being muscled in on*

[in-vin-cible]

How are you finding life back here?

@osofficial

It’s strange. Everything is different now. I don’t like all the statues of me.

[osofficial]

Yeah. Want me to destroy them?

[in-vin-cible]

I don’t know. Who are you?

[osofficial]

*bows*

I am Os. Necromancer, god, unwilling ruler of some land not here, and technically a business owner as well?

Also the one who resurrected you

[in-vin-cible]

Why?

[osofficial]

Why which part?

[in-vin-cible]

Why would you resurrect me?

[osofficial]

Mainly, your life was cut short, and you had little enough joy in it. So, a second chance

[in-vin-cible]

Oh.

[osofficial]

Were you expecting something else?

[in-vin-cible]

I don’t know.

[osofficial]

I see.

[in-vin-cible]

How are you finding life back here?

@osofficial

It’s strange. Everything is different now. I don’t like all the statues of me.

[osofficial]

Yeah. Want me to destroy them?

[in-vin-cible]

I don’t know. Who are you?

[osofficial]

*bows*

I am Os. Necromancer, god, unwilling ruler of some land not here, and technically a business owner as well?

Also the one who resurrected you

[in-vin-cible]

Why?

[osofficial]

Why which part?

[in-vin-cible]

Why would you resurrect me?

[osofficial]

Mainly, your life was cut short, and you had little enough joy in it. So, a second chance

[in-vin-cible]

Oh.

[osofficial]

Were you expecting something else?