Dipper Pines

"You're gonna go bald someday, Dippledop. Bald. B a a a a a a a l d ."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

I heard that can happen when you take testosterone and get old. Here's to hoping I'll get to do both one day!

"So you're gonna become a wrinkled baldhead someday? Cool."

I mean MAYBE! is it so weird that one of my goals is to live a long life?

"Uh, for me? Yeah. Why do you want to get wrinkled? Or bald? I like my hair."

Idk, I like my hair too, I'm just saying that it's possible if I get to go on T one day. And I really want to do that. As soon as I move out I guess

Though who knows, my Grunkles still have their hair, so maybe I've got good genes for it :P

"You never know, Dipper! What if your actual fluffy hair falls! Not that I'd care. But, still."

Yeah, I wouldn't look good bald. My birthmark on full display...

But it's not like we have to worry about that anytime soon at all

"Why do you have to be so... Smart and optimistic? It's annoying, God." (He doesn't mean that)

I'm being REALISTIC. Realism isn't always depressing. If you're looking for optimism talk to Mabel.

"You're gonna go bald someday, Dippledop. Bald. B a a a a a a a l d ."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

I heard that can happen when you take testosterone and get old. Here's to hoping I'll get to do both one day!

"So you're gonna become a wrinkled baldhead someday? Cool."

I mean MAYBE! is it so weird that one of my goals is to live a long life?

"Uh, for me? Yeah. Why do you want to get wrinkled? Or bald? I like my hair."

Idk, I like my hair too, I'm just saying that it's possible if I get to go on T one day. And I really want to do that. As soon as I move out I guess

Though who knows, my Grunkles still have their hair, so maybe I've got good genes for it :P

"You never know, Dipper! What if your actual fluffy hair falls! Not that I'd care. But, still."

Yeah, I wouldn't look good bald. My birthmark on full display...

But it's not like we have to worry about that anytime soon at all

"You're gonna go bald someday, Dippledop. Bald. B a a a a a a a l d ."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

I heard that can happen when you take testosterone and get old. Here's to hoping I'll get to do both one day!

"So you're gonna become a wrinkled baldhead someday? Cool."

I mean MAYBE! is it so weird that one of my goals is to live a long life?

"Uh, for me? Yeah. Why do you want to get wrinkled? Or bald? I like my hair."

Idk, I like my hair too, I'm just saying that it's possible if I get to go on T one day. And I really want to do that. As soon as I move out I guess

Though who knows, my Grunkles still have their hair, so maybe I've got good genes for it :P

"You're gonna go bald someday, Dippledop. Bald. B a a a a a a a l d ."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

I heard that can happen when you take testosterone and get old. Here's to hoping I'll get to do both one day!

"So you're gonna become a wrinkled baldhead someday? Cool."

I mean MAYBE! is it so weird that one of my goals is to live a long life?

"You're gonna go bald someday, Dippledop. Bald. B a a a a a a a l d ."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

I heard that can happen when you take testosterone and get old. Here's to hoping I'll get to do both one day!

camidipperkinnie

"I asked Chat GPT" "I asked Gemini" Okay well I asked Dipper Pines and he started stuttering nervously while rambling the answer out. T-T

I asked Dipper Pines and he gave me a concise yet thorough answer while citing his sources and giving the appropriate amount of eye contact

"Hey, Dopper, let's be real. You kinda suck sometimes. But hey, it's okay. You're free to be a weird geek."

I asked Melvyn and he didn't provide an answer, just insults

Make sure you watch out. Tooth fairies are actually a subspecies of the larger, MUCH more aggressive bone fairies. Both use the calcium from bones for their eggs

Cool... wait if tooth fairies take baby teeth where do bone fairies get their bones???

#ask 🌲#gravity falls rp

Bill said it was safe to eat a 64 pack of crayons and anything colorful and now I can hear the smells kwrguvyvandimpukingrainbowcolors

The funny thing about demons like Bill Cipher is that they LIE. Unless you have Mabel's digestive system you should probably go to the doctor

starduzt55

The tooth fairy queen told me the same thing and yet I feel fine! Hey uh- you gonna finish those pencils? No? Ok

*eats your pencils*

I NEED THOSE. that was my favorite pencil screw you

Hi, Dipper! Tooth Fairy, here... Or you can call me Tooth. Either one is fine.

Your sister tells me you haven't been brushing your teeth lately?

-Queen Toothiana

Uhhh... Does it matter to you? I'm not gonna be losing any more.

While that is true, it's important that you keep taking care of them or else you could get cavities.

Yeah, I know that...

Is everything alright?

What? Why?

Well, you seem like a very... Busy kid.

Normally, when someone's really busy, they can forget to take care of themselves, or just think they don't have time for it.

It's not healthy, really. You have to make time for daily routines.

I know that all too well. Once I went to the hospital because I didn't drink enough water and passed out from it.

Hello Dipper Pines. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.

...Uh. Who are you?

Names Void. I’m because…I want to answer some questions about Bill. No riddles, no falsehoods.

@dipper-m-pines

...What do you mean, answer some questions... you're sounding pretty ominous, man.

Is there anything specific you want to know?

@dipper-m-pines

About Bill?

...well, uh, is he gonna leave us alone?

also I get notifications from this post you don't need to @ me

The chances of him coming back with the power to harm you are very low, so yes he will.

That's good...

Did Ford ever tell you why Bill is who he is?

...I kinda just figured he was always like that.

He wasn’t. Didn’t the Axolotl tell you?

Can't say I get a lot of one on one chats with the most powerful being in our universe. That's what they are, right?

He’s one of the more powerful beings among the entire multiverse yes. Would you like to know Bill’s story?

Uh... Not sure. He's like, a trillion years old, right? Wouldn't that take a while?

hey kid, do you want a gun?

No thanks, I've got one from my Grunkle

Hi, Dipper! Tooth Fairy, here... Or you can call me Tooth. Either one is fine.

Your sister tells me you haven't been brushing your teeth lately?

-Queen Toothiana

Uhhh... Does it matter to you? I'm not gonna be losing any more.

While that is true, it's important that you keep taking care of them or else you could get cavities.

Yeah, I know that...

Is everything alright?

What? Why?

Hello Dipper Pines. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.

...Uh. Who are you?

Names Void. I’m because…I want to answer some questions about Bill. No riddles, no falsehoods.

@dipper-m-pines

...What do you mean, answer some questions... you're sounding pretty ominous, man.

Is there anything specific you want to know?

@dipper-m-pines

About Bill?

...well, uh, is he gonna leave us alone?

also I get notifications from this post you don't need to @ me

The chances of him coming back with the power to harm you are very low, so yes he will.

That's good...

Did Ford ever tell you why Bill is who he is?

...I kinda just figured he was always like that.

He wasn’t. Didn’t the Axolotl tell you?

#((ooc if the axolotl DID tell him at some point on this blog or something: i don't remember))#rp thread

Can't say I get a lot of one on one chats with the most powerful being in our universe. That's what they are, right?

Bill said it was safe to eat a 64 pack of crayons and anything colorful and now I can hear the smells kwrguvyvandimpukingrainbowcolors

The funny thing about demons like Bill Cipher is that they LIE. Unless you have Mabel's digestive system you should probably go to the doctor

Are you okay with me dating your grunkle ford?

uh. One, why would it matter if I'm okay with it, two, I don't even know you, and three, Mabel was just helping him come to terms with his aromantic...ness so you might be barking up the wrong timeline. Good luck with whatever Grunkle Ford you go for, though.

Hi, Dipper! Tooth Fairy, here... Or you can call me Tooth. Either one is fine.

Your sister tells me you haven't been brushing your teeth lately?

-Queen Toothiana

Uhhh... Does it matter to you? I'm not gonna be losing any more.

While that is true, it's important that you keep taking care of them or else you could get cavities.