Hello!
We're Ossy and Schnurr. We're @mushroom-enby's cats. We like taking up all the space in their bed, eating food we are supposed to eat, eating food we aren't supposed to eat, playing with anything we can find, boxes, and having 3 doormen and feeders.
Ossy is more quiet, and her meow is a bit low. She likes going outside more than Schnurr, and she's had one litter of five kittens from different dads before being spayed. She likes sunlight, naps, and getting everything full of black fur. She's an excellent cockroach hunter, and really likes kibble (more than human food, even). If she was a human, she would be diagnosed autism. She always sleeps with whoever sleeps closest to the kitchen. She snores.
Schnurr is kinda dumb. He's more energetic and clingy; he goes outside only if someone else is going outside, preferably a human. He's often getting himself into trouble by getting on the table and stealing human food, since he loves it. He would probably attempt to eat a rock if you gave it to him. He is very expensive since he needed a surgery due urinary issues. He's not much of a hunter, but more of a (play)fighter. He'll attack your hand with no hesitation, biting and scratching as much as he can, and not even an almighty God could go unscathed. He sleeps everywhere taking naps to recharge energy for playing and stealing even more food. He doesn't like fish.
They're besties & can be found sharing spaces, or well, Ossy is in a space and Schnurr wants to be in that space as well. Here are some pics, and a video of when Ossy had her babies:
