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[osteoblaster-blog]

『 * dang. i guess breaks can end up a lot longer when ya really don’t have any obligations, huh? 』

[pyupew2]

i havent relly been drawing but heres a boi

[osteoblaster-blog]

pinkcompxssion‌:

She let out a full-bellied laughter, She wasn’t expecting a diamond joke, what a refreshing change of pace!

“Oh that was a good one! You’re a funny…whatever you are.“

『 * i’m sans. sans the skeleton. 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

underteika‌:

“It is pretty funny, I’ll give it that.”

“So I guess you urn’d a laugh. Don’t expect a lot of ‘em.”

『 * i never expect laughs for my bad puns. it’s not like magic. 』

『 * ya can’t just go abra cadaver and poof up a reaction. 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

pinkcompxssion‌:

“Thanks! My joke game is rock solid.“

『 * a real diamond in the rough. 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

pinkcompxssion‌:

“Sounds like they were a little “sediment-al” “

『 * that pun rocks. 』

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underteika‌:

(“…Pfft.”)

『 * the great thing about that joke is the versatility. he can say ‘bargain’ and she says ‘that means a great deal.’ or ‘el mundo’ and ‘that would’ve meant the world to him.’ comedy gold, if you ask me. 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

『 * so this guy is at a memorial service and he goes up to the widow and asks to say a word. ‘of course,’ she says. and he replies ‘plethora.’ 』

『 * her eyes tear up and she covers her mouth. ‘thanks,’ she says. 』

『 * 'that means a lot.’ 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

osteotrousel‌:

@osteoblaster

The space outside of Sans’ room was not the same as he left it. Namely, there were a few editions to his small living space of the house: the first being a little cardboard mail-holder with the name SANS written neatly on it, held together with glitter glue. All the stray socks were pointedly placed in a laundry hamper, with his extra pair of slippers perfectly set beside it. And lastly, there was an obviously hand drawn reversible hanging sign that read “DO NOT ENTER / ENTER” all in macaroni art and washable markers.

Satisfied with his work, Papyrus dusted off his gloves, and turned to the skeleton that walked up toward him.

* THERE YOU ARE! YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE THE DAY I’VE HAD! * I WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS BIG HOLE, AND EVERYTHING WAS BRIGHT AND SNOWY LIKE HOME, BUT BUSIER! AND THERE WAS THIS BIG BRIGHT BALL IN THE SKY! * AND THEN–!

* A HUMAN I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE RECOGNIZED ME AND CALLED MY NAME, AND DROVE ME TO A NEW PLACE LIKE A CELEBRITY! I GOT A VIP CHAUFFEUR SERVICE! * AND I WALKED AROUND AND SAW MORE HUMANS WHO WERE SO HAPPY TO SEE ME THEY SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY!

Goodness gracious, he certainly was making a lot of excited hand gestures!

* AND THEN I GOT SO EXCITED I SCREAMED AND RAN AWAY TOO! AND MORE SCREAMING HAPPENED! AND PEOPLE WERE TAKING PICTURES ON THEIR PHONES OF ME! SO I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE THE PAPARAZZI AND SAY HELLO!

* BUT YOUR ROOM WAS A MESS AND TOTALLY BORING, SO I MADE THE OUTSIDE OF IT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU TOO.

Finally, he seemed to calm down, and gave a big happy grin to the other.

* BY THE WAY * WHERE ARE WE? * I DON’T REMEMBER ANY ISLANDS IN THE UNDERGROUND!

well dang. here sans was, cultivating the perfect amount of mess for him to feel properly at home. but now it’s all gone. even the passive aggressive notes left by all of his roommates demanding he clean up the piles of plastic bags placed gently beside the trash can. not to mention the equally passive aggressive notes left in response promising to do so, eventually. but he’s gotta admit, some of the details are kinda nice. the sign was a nice touch. sometimes sans doesn’t like to be disturbed, especially when he’s working. unless he wants to take a break, then he definitely wants to be disturbed. he anticipates that sign will be permanently set to enter, unless he’s taking a break. and the mailbox was a nice touch. he only ever gets junk mail or letters from his bro.

and speaking of his bro, here’s papyrus with a lengthy narrative as always. sans slides his hands into his pockets and listens to the entire conversation. he laughed, he cried, he loved and lost. except he did none of those things. what was papyrus talking about again? whatever.

『 * heh, hey papyrus. what’s up? 』

papyrus just gave a lengthy speech about what’s up. but okay.

[osteoblaster-blog]

dancingedge‌:

   “BONEY GUY!!!!” Her voice cuts though the air, a flurry of steps following afterwards. Tao had spotted the skeleton through the crowed and, being as impulsive as she was, couldn’t help but break out in a mad dash on all fours towards him. “Tao fooound mewwwwww!!!” Bobbing and weaving through obstacles and other citizens, from the Skeletons perspective, he’d see a large cat woman barreling towards him and only him. Finally she leapt into the air, ready to pounce on the poor guy.

   “THERE MEW AREEE!!!” He might wanna dodge… 

@osteoblaster

sans was no stranger to excitable people surprising him like this. papyrus did it multiple times a day, except usually papyrus didn’t jump into the air and come barreling towards him at super speeds. he sorta expected some sort of attack with the girl flying through the air towards him, screaming about ‘boney guy’ and such. his eyes go dark and he deftly maneuvers his feet to sidestep the approaching body.

『 * what, did you think i was gonna just stand here and take it? 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

『 * who’s that pokemon? 』

[osteoblaster-blog]

『 * i sense a disturbance in the BONE zone. 』

[azy-arty]

* “SANS, I DON’T APPEAR IN THE NEW STORY ACCORDING TO THIS ANNOYING DOG’S SCRIPT- ?”

* “heh, yet ! they just keep dee greatest for later, bro, gotta cook yer fans first, yer so popular after all”

[numberoneassistant]

Switcheroo (if you're still doing them of course)

[You cannot convince me he’d be anything other than a sloth.]

[osteoblaster-blog]

maarcelline‌:

“Bro, I’ve been undead for almost a thousand years. The puns do eventually get…”

She smirks. “Draining.”

『 * yeah i think i RED that somewhere. i didn’t know if it was the tooth, but fangs for tellin’ me. 』

[oneeyedpsychic]

💓

“Honestly, I think it was both hilarious and telling of half this island’s population how they practically lined up to be ‘judged’ and then threw a fit about what they heard. Or at least some of them, anyway. It was fun to watch.

"Anyway, you? I mean… You’re probably the first skeleton I’ve seen walking around here that isn’t trying to kill anyone so that’s… A nice change? And also kind of weird. You seem awfully laid back, like nothing gets under your skin.”

…..

“Goddammit.”

[osteoblaster-blog]

『 * that’s cuz i don’t have any. 』

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maarcelline‌:

“I wasn’t looking for your approval, but thanks, BoneZone.”

『 * i don’t approve of the genocide but i approve of the puns. i think it puts A POSITIVE spin on things, and ya don’t wanna B NEGATIVE about everything. 』