The Obscure Bit Characters
You’ve heard of the Twitter characters, now get ready for…the characters that are mentioned offhand, featured in lesser-seen pieces of Danger Days media, and more. I have no reason for doing this other than Restricted Movement hours are generating bursts of this compulsive productivity so I’m taking advantage while I can. We get even less info on each of these characters than we do the more well-known canon ones - most of the time, it’s little more than a name.
Belinda Fury Montoya - mentioned in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party; a popular “Fact News” anchor who was exterminated by Korse upon being discovered secretly giving neighborhood kids piano lessons “without a license or government supervision”
Benjamin Cyanide - mentioned in Transmission #32; host of JUNKPUNK radio
Billy Buttermilk - mentioned in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party; long-time participant and fan favorite of the Zone Five Fun Fair Gladiator Arena
Daydream Derelict - featured in Transmission #26; wandered the Zones for at least eighteen days, mostly in isolation, and attempted to document any happenings for “posterity,” but considered heading back to Battery City to join up with a group rather than wander solo since supplies were low
Garage Banned - mentioned in Transmission #32; Neon Avenger’s deceased little sister, ghosted by dracs
Grasskid Jim - appears briefly by phone in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party; a wavehead Mad Gear fan who called in from Zone Six since he lost his girlfriend, Rosa Laserbrain at a Mad Gear and Missile Kid show, and was promised backstage passes and Mad Gear merch due to winning a “scavenger contest”
Gravel Gertie - mentioned in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party and also on Dr. Death Defying’s Twitter; runs an orphanage in the Zones that Fun Ghoul and the Kobra Kid once raised carbons for
Neon Avenger - featured in Transmission #32; lived in the middle of Zone Five, lost both parents in the Battle of Utah; had a little sister named Garage Banned, only to lose her to draculoids
Old Man Rocketboots & Sascha - mentioned by Dr. Death Defying; unknown if this is a business name, two separate people, etc.
Rosa Laserbrain - mentioned in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party; Grasskid Jim’s deceased girlfriend, who died at a Mad Gear show gone south when a bunch of draculoids showed up to crash the party
Sir Philip Bludgeon - mentioned in Dr. Death Defying’s Listening Party; long-time participant and fan favorite of the Zone Five Fun Fair Gladiator Arena
Uncle Hankle - mentioned by NewsAGoGo; owned a “breakfast, bullet, and video rental truck” that disappeared while en route to a Mad Gear show