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crimson-chains

Promare standee! :D Love these two <3

kirvia

echo

papamado-spam

DONT EVEN TRY TO TELL ME IM WRONG.

gravityfying

I do.

galradical

I went to see one of my friends in a production of Newsies and left a little inspired;;

the-carrotella-deactivated20260

weloveshortvideos

When you got invited to the wrong party but you still turnt

2jam4u

#PoC Solidarity

zanabism-deactivated20200529

He’s having a BLAST

nuevayor

x

nuevayor

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

wiinterking

crying

schrodingersdrone

kalyayev-deactivated20180228

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

jumpingjacktrash

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

cameoappearance

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

#big mood

iwishiwascreative

Guys my cat is so polite

yeahishipitbitch

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.