i'm the real

i'm jori. i have approximate knowledge of many things. i'm studying psychology and classical guitar at stetson university. i sleep a lot.

[otterys]

Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero

Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*

Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,

Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet

Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love

Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government

Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes

Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose

[otterys]

can anyone rec me some good nsfw blogs

[fuckingflorida]

Rest in peace.

[punsatisfying-deactivated201602]

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

[elekktra]

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

[mrswaylandworld-deactivated2018]

THIS IS YOUR LAST NIGHT Y'ALL

[howdy]

how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[ishowerwithcats]

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[otterys]

i feel so fucking emotionally drained

in the past couple of weeks i’ve found out that half of my guy “friends” are either abusers, have always hated me, or are now angry at me because of somebody else’s actions

[otterys]

protip: don’t fucking live with your ex boyfriend

[otterys]

i'm three degrees from thomas sanders

[otterys]

Signs as Egyptian gods

Aries: Osiris; god of the underworld and afterlife

Taurus: Isis; goddess of magic, marriage, healing, and perfection

Gemini: Thoth; god of wisdom

Cancer: Anubis; god of the dead

Leo: Ra; god of the sun

Virgo: Hathor; goddess of love and beauty

Libra: Ma'at; goddess of justice, truth, and order

Scorpio: Seth; god of evil, deserts, and storms

Sagittarius: Horus; god of war, sky, and falcons

Capricorn: Amun; king of the gods

Aquarius: Ptah; god of creation

Pisces: Nepthys; goddess of lamentation, sleep, rivers, and the night

[otterys]

Ridiculous. #catlogic #catstagram

[my-american-whore-story]

Bernie Sanders, who is pushing to raise minimum wage to $15 per hour, only pays his interns $12 per hour.

Source: www.sanders.senate.gov/services/internships#paid

[fag]

internships are a way to gain experience and a lot of them don’t even pay i don’t really see the issue tbqh

[booziebooz]

^

[actualarishok]

Yeah I mean he’s paying above minimum wage, isn’t using a super pac or corporate donations, only small ones, and that’s an INTERN position, which currently you’re more likely to find unpaid.

[otterys]

i’ve finally found it, the gif that truly describes me as a person:

[otterys]

🐼 (at Full Sail University)

[sleeping-ranna]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[princesszelda-rekt]

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

[battledeer]

My service dog avoids them b/c their trained to be aggressive and look threatening at all times which means their body language is a warning when non aggressive dogs look at them. If ur dog avoids confrontation like mine, then they will generally avoid police dogs.

So short answer, yes.