Fucking Florida

PLEASE READ OUR FAQ BEFORE WRITING IN OUR ASK OR SUBMITTING. IF YOU ARE ON MOBILE, THIS CAN BE REACHED AT FUCKINGFLORIDA.TUMBLR.COM/FAQThis blog is dedicated to the land of the asinine, the home of the assholes, and will go down in infamy as the state that "bakes us with broken dreams and the elderly." Please enjoy the stories of the unfortunate inhabitants of such a place. If you find yourself scared or confused while reading this blog, please remove yourself from the internet immediately and dial 1-800-411-PAIN.

[crazy-brazilian]

[boccher]

floridans will say "in melbourne" and expect you to understand they mean their lil shitty ass suburb and not the city of 5 million people of the same name

[boccher]

genuinely I've seen multiple times australian melburnians having to clarify they mean melbourne, australia instead of the other way around. what kind of unbelievably sick entitlement do melbourne, florida residents grow up in

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

Florida driver’s license exams: English-only starts Feb. 6

Currently, exams for most non-commercial driver classifications are offered in English, Spanish and Haitian Creole.

reminder that most systemic discrimination doesn't come out of a gun, it looks like this

[sylviii]

Happy ten year please clap

[technofinch]

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[great-and-small]

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

[kaijutegu]

Only a part-time Florida Woman but I would also love to see him eaten by gopher tortoises.

[assiraphales]

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

[assiraphales]

According to the arrest affidavit obtained by ABC news when Lakeland police confronted Boston, she apologized and said that she “used those words because it’s what is in the news right now” Boston told police she did not own any guns and is not a threat. But she did say that healthcare companies “deserve karma” and were “evil” according to the document reported by ABC.

Boston was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism.

x the guardian

[yesterdaysprint]

The Orlando Sentinel, Florida, June 28, 1926

[jackalxhearts]

Florida bans on trans care have been overturned! 🏳️‍⚧️

[nemo-in-slumberland]

Image ID: 3 screenshots of top stories from 2-4 hours ago. Each of them from a variety of news sources reporting on a judge striking down Florida’s gender-affirming care ban as unconstitutional.

[nyancrimew]

[nyancrimew]

not now detective, im fapping

[the-truth-within-the-lie]

Florida Abortion Ban Takes Effect Wednesday, Will Devastate Access Across the South

The Arizona GOP keeps refusing to repeal its 19th century abortion ban while simultaneously freaking out that voters are going to somehow ge

Florida’s six-week abortion ban will go into effect this Wednesday, May 1. While there’s an abortion rights ballot measure going up for a vote in November, what happens between now and then will likely be devastating to abortion access throughout the South. Florida was the last remaining state in the region where clinical abortion care has remained accessible up to 15 weeks; now, it’s effectively banned. (I know y’all know most people have no idea they’re pregnant before six weeks.)

For folks who want to donate, Floridians for Reproductive Freedom has a list of abortion funds in the state as well as other resources for accessing care.

[thosemotivationalquotes]

This will be on the ballot for Florida this election!

If you are eligible to vote, you must register on or before October 7th, 2024. 

Click here to register to vote!

[fuckingflorida]

Link to tweet bc I don’t pay for that shit to download the video. According to comments on the tampabaysds IG the sheriff’s office has been hanging up on people who call but the most recent comments have said to keep calling (as of last night). I can’t find any more info on UF currently but will post if I do!

[fuckingflorida]

[fuckingflorida]

usfdivestcoalition on Instagram also has more videos and posts as well as occasional live videos. USF sent out an alert to stay out of the MLK Plaza, where students are protesting, and then used tear gas on protestors.

It's ridiculous because students have been trying to get the school to divest the past couple of months, but say they want to "remain neutral" (how is it remaining neutral to continue investing) or that they can't because they outsource control of their investments (mismanagement of money).

I highly suggest you check out usfdivestcoalition, it's ran by the students with frequent updates. And have put what I am saying in better words.

Earlier this week administration sent out an email about how they would only accept planned protests. A whole spiel about how they don't want students to be harassed during finals week. These protestors have never harassed students the way many are implying and they are not in the way of regular campus activities imo, easily avoidable if you don't want to interact. Protestors have upped it (setting up encampments) the past week due to the increase of students on university campuses across the country protesting.

It's funny because campus has never done anything about the people (not students or affiliated with usf) who throughout the year has harassed students heading to the library, yelling at them that they are going to hell and such. But students are the problem for them I guess.

(just providing more info, as I said, usfdivestcoalition is more up to date, i am no longer on campus after finishing classes)

(this is also a bit of a rant)

Ty for the tip!! Will look into this!! No worries about your lil rant because tbh *gestures vaguely* yeah. It looks like the sheriff’s office is still hanging up on people today per a comment on their page from an hour ago. Linking their page here for anyone who want to follow for updates. I also found floridapalestinenetwork and ufdivestcoalition who are trying to raise funds for legal defense and bail.

Sorry this is accidentally turning into a master post bc I found this for FSU

I know there is also something happening at UCF as well but I haven’t seen much about it/don’t know if they need any legal or bail support!

[fuckingflorida]

Link to tweet bc I don’t pay for that shit to download the video. According to comments on the tampabaysds IG the sheriff’s office has been hanging up on people who call but the most recent comments have said to keep calling (as of last night). I can’t find any more info on UF currently but will post if I do!

[fuckingflorida]

Was hanging out with my partner today and he asks me, unprompted, “Do you think if abortion and weed pass in Florida in November that Ronnie will just kill himself?”

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[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]