Moved!

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{Alright, I moved over, so I’m just gonna start unfollowing on this blog, and then I will see you all on the other side *jazz hands*}

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@royal-botanist replied:

Wait wait. Its AUTOMATIC if you are a minor? I was wondering why others were having issues and I could still see things. There is a post going around that apparently helps to fix the issue.

{Yeah it is automatic, and minors aren’t allowed to turn off the safemode, so it’s a very shitty thing to do... Not to mention I can ironically still view p.orn bot blogs, but not the ones of actual partners. I saw the post, but it didn’t help for me.}

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Notice: 

So I am most likely going to be moving my blog because this is ridiculous. I can’t see 80% of my dashboard over this? I know this will probably be fixed with time, but I also wonder how much Tumblr could fuck over later due to my blog being registered as a minor, so I feel it would be easier just to register older, and avoid any inconveniences in the future. Also a fresh start would be nice. I’m not gonna follow everyone again though, I will definitely be following those of my close friends, and people I have active drafts for, but like this post if interested in me following you on my remake Battler blog.

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❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞ [ idek XDD ]

Source. || @rosaxui (accepting.)

‘ Aw c’mon it was a joke… I’m joking. I didn’t know my servant would both be lacking in a bust and a sense of humor! Ihihi~! ’

Maybe it was too soon to be making another joke like that. The magus scratched his head && sighed as he took a good look at the Caster servant. She was capable of a rather intimidating face, wasn’t she? Battler couldn’t even keep himself from shuddering when he met her sharp gaze.

‘ Espresso though? Sounds good right about now! After all, we gotta start preparing for this war…. No more normal sleep schedule for me. I’ll treat ya, let’s go! ’

Battler tried his best to change the subject after he remarks. Standing here && allowing the awkward tension between the two continue to simmer wouldn’t be of any help.

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{This safemode shit is making me want to throw my computer out the window... Fucking seriously? What’s with these stupid updates? It would be one thing if they stopped p.orn bots from following, but literally not letting me view blogs that aren’t NSFW? That’s garbage....}

[marchosius]

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❝ LISTEN— ❞

Source. || @mxssias (accepting.)

‘ No, I won’t listen! I’m on the warpath now Makoto-kun! When a man makes this decision there is no turning back! Now, you can either join me, or walk away now, but you won’t talk me out of this! ’

Battler held up the fake ID to his friend. There was one for him && one for Makoto. The brunette could of course turn him down, but Battler wasn’t going to walk away.

‘ Today is the day I walk into a strip joint and nothing will stop me! Plus with these we can get alcohol… BOOZE! ’

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❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

Source. || @yellowsicking (accepting.)

‘ Now now Satoshi-kun no need to do anything drastic~! I was just making a joke. Ihihi~! ’

Battler chuckled at the melodramatic response from the blonde. Before speaking once more Battler’s expression twisted into a taunting smirk. 

This guy really sets himself up to be teased doesn’t he? He must be protected, but only after a bit more teasing.

‘ Baseball bats are pretty thick, Satoshi-kun. How do you expect to get one down your throat? Have you had practice swallowing large and hard object? I didn’t know you swung that way…… Pun not intended. ’

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shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

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♔ Keiichi ♔ (magicianxfwords)

— “ yeah it’s always ‘maebara-san you’re such an incredible talent’ or ‘maebara-san always answers my fanmail so politely’ or ‘there’s always a long line to see maebara-san’s exhibits’ or ‘maebara-san we’ve heard you have a son is he a prodigy like yourself?’ ”

keiichi scoffed and took a deep breath, making an attempt to lighten his mood up a bit before following the direction battler had pointed out a moment ago.

he didn’t wanna focus too much on the subject. he and his dad were close, but a lot of the expectations he put on him weighed much too heavy on his shoulders. honestly he needed this outing, even if it meant getting put through the wringer later. battler was almost too easy for him to talk to.

“ i wonder if they have a DDR machine, i bet i could kick your ass no problem! ”

‘ Well, consider yourself lucky your dad isn’t a bastard like mine. Things may be tough, but things could always be worse. ’

He could only force an empathetic smile. He could tell Keiichi didn’t want to talk more on the subject, he wasn’t one who wanted to dwell more on his family issues either. However, he definitely felt a feint connection to Keiichi. This was already someone Battler could easily relate && talk with. 

When the other tried to shift the conversation topic Battler looked up && went alone with it. For now it would be best they focus more on the fun they were going to have now that they were free from that stuffy art gallery!

‘ Ihihi~! I didn’t expect you to be a rhythm master, Keiichi-kun! Let’s try it out. You could possibly have my ass there, but give me a joystick and finishing move and your ass is grass! ’

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♔ Shion. ♔ (sonozakisecret)

she had been hoping that the fact she finally said yes would have caused him to be in such shock that he would freeze up and be unable to go through with what he had been seeking. shion sonozaki completely thought that he was all talk & no bite.

so when she saw his nervous hands reach out for her bosom, she could feel the heat on her cheeks make itself ever so present. she talked worst things in conversation— however she was just as ill experienced.

not that she was all talk & no bite, but…she was just picky with such flirtations. battler only got this far because he was annoyingly persistent.

an embarrassing sound passed her lips, which only made her more flustered, nodding as she forced herself to be as quiet as she could, closing her eyes & covering her face with her hands.

❝ f-fifteen seconds only ! remember that ! ❞

‘ Yeah I know... fifteen second! You have my word, man’s honor! ’

His eyes closed once more && he only gently squeezed feeling around. He could have just called it good there, but he was in too deep now. Pulling away would only result in him looking like a coward.

He moved his hands softly up and down gently rubbing. Her uniform felt so thin! She was wearing a bra under the clothing, right?! This was going to be the longest fifteen seconds ever.

‘ Softer than I imagined, even with clothing between... D-Do you like this? ’

Before she could even respond he counted to fifteen in his head && quickly dropped his hands to his sides so he didn't have to grab any longer.

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Are you a fan of soft-pink-and-baby-blue females? A fan of Spring? Are you a fan of whimsical but otherwise polite, courteous and charming women? Are you a fan of a Ghost Princess of the Netherworld whose ability is to Manipulate Spirits and- to the extent- ability to Invite Death? If you said yes to basically 50% of what’s written (or not, if that’s not your cup of joe), then feel free to LIKE and/or REBLOG this post if you’re interested to interact the Ghost Princess of the Netherworld and Stage Six boss, YUYUKO SAIGYOUJI, from the game TOUHOU PROJECT and I will check your blog out lickity split! 

Warning: Interaction with this charming and bubble-gum-esqued ghost princess will result of her messing around with you, satirical threats of bringing them home with her to the ‘land of the dead’, raiding your fridge clean among other shenanigans. You have been warned!

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" Let’s talk about how many times Sonozaki-san has thrown me under the bus! “

Lost meme. || @mxssias

‘ Awww, what’s wrong Makoto-kun, can’t handle the heat? She’s an innocent girl, I dunno what you mean ‘thrown under the bus’ care to elaborate.’

Shion was someone Battler came to know && he could even admit despite her cute appearance she can be quite… sadictive. He actually couldn’t rule out she has brough Makoto down at least a couple times.

‘ Well, I’ll be the first to say greenettes are the grasshaired minions of the devil. ’

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WHAT IS YOUR ARCHETYPE? FROM HERE

Your archetype is the defender.

traits: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor

the defender is most commonly used to symbolize the motivator, or the helping hand of the chosen one/the main protagonist. they would give their life for what the believe in, and is invested in every relationship they build. friendship means everything to them, no matter how insignificant their interactions were. they are selfless, and caring, and try their best but they can also be ignorant, and insensitive. they will always mean it when they apologize, even if they need to be reminded in doing so, and they love so openly and fiercely, it’s heartbreaking. they are often left behind in social situations, but they are the ones that try to include everyone.

fictional characters that are defenders: ronald weasley, queenie goldstein, eowyn, bilbo baggins, samwise gamgee, xander harris, maggie greene, albus dumbledore, luna lovegood

other personality types that go with this: hestia, apollo, hufflepuff, pukwudgie

tagged by: @obscuritcs  tagging: take it and say I tagged you~!

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RULES: Choose two—three of your most active muses, and write down ten of their similarities to determine if you have a ‶type‶ 

Tagged by: @aragakisan​ (thanks! <3)

Tagging: @mxssias​ | @heiwanoryu​ | @obscuritcs​ | @catprided​ | @horclogium​ | @tateboshi​ / @motherfuckingredsaber​ | @yellowsicking​ | @sonozakisecret​ / @spiralsecondary​ | @magicianxfwords​ | @torapu​ | @aitaii​ + you!

Characters: Battler U.siromiya and Lelouch vi B.ritannia.

Firstly both have a very deep love and appreciation for chess. Battler, probably more of a novice compared to Lelouch, but they share a very similar passion.

Both Lelouch and Battler disowned their family at a young age because of feuds with their fathers.

Lelouch and Battler lost their mothers at a young age.

Despite leaving their family they both still care deeply for their younger sister’s and try to be parental role models.

Both have an annoying girl following them around and tormenting them.

Capes.

Lelouch and Battler are both rulers. Lelouch led his own nation, and Battler territory lord of his own isolated land.

They have a tendency to believe what they are doing is right, or just, but their way of thinking has led to tragedy.

Lelouch and Battler are magic users. 

They have ties to a large aristocratic family.

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If the bros all went to the beach together:

Makoto and Satoshi: Get hit on a lot because of their super innocent and precious charm. They mostly ignore it and build sand castles.

Will: That mysterious hot guy reading a book alone under an umbrella, everyone gets a glimpse of him, but too intimidated to approach.

Keiichi and Battler: Try waaay too hard to pick up women and wingman for each other, but they end up coming off as a gay couple by making comments about each other that are too flattering.

@mxssias | @yellowsicking | @untoldriddles | @magicianxfwords

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♔ Saber. ♔ (tateboshi)

“Naturally i’m takin’ pictures of you, if you didn’t notice that before.” She only replies with a grin. Although Battler ripped the headband off it was too late, she already got a good picture saved in her phone. She had accomplished her mission and decided to ignore the frown on her Master’s face. All that mattered was that she had another picture to her collection.

“That’s a whole lot of questions, you know. Me and the phone are a package deal, but who I have added is ya know, like, a secret~” She occasionally was able to find a Servant or some Magus with a phone and change email addresses with them, but the list of contacts was not large. While she would perhaps occasionally send some pictures to others, they were mostly for her keeping.

“What can I say? My decorated flip phone is totally premium!

‘ Wait, ‘before?’ Have you been taking pictures of me without me knowing? ’

It didn’t really bother him, but he was just curious how she could do that without his acknowledgement. He considered himself to be diligent, but if she was able to take his picture without any notice in the world he’d want to know how.

‘ So you’re sayin’ when I summoned you... You came with a phone? I don’t know who you could had contact with other than me, but this is good to know. I don’t think we’d have to exchange info, but you can use that to our advantage, can’t you? ’

She could definitely pass as an ordinary high school student. That phone may be a good way to save contact information of other magus he could start a pact with, without actually giving away his own information. Although he considered allies to be essential, he wasn’t sure to what extent he could trust someone.

‘ .... Alright. Well, mind if I see it for a moment? ’

Battler held out his hand asking for it. He just wanted to check the contents && if it could actually work. He may have to set up a plan for her, but this could be useful in the long run.