God fucking

Listen here. I have had it with this disgusting food you bring me. You think it’s good? You have to try harder. This is basically shit in a bowl. Get your head out of your ass for two seconds and actually MAKE something GOOD. The only thing youre going to find in your asshole is shit, which, coincidentally, is what this dish tastes like. God damn. Not even this orange zest you put on it could make this better, fuck, I’m gagging. Get it away from me. Can someone get the orange aerosol spray? Augh. [crack/semi-serious blog for chase. part of harvestmeme.]

[oujichase]

A

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I just got one of those vaporizer pen/MP3 players. It comes pre-loaded with music and it’s only reggae and you can’t take any of it off or add your own and I don’t really like reggae, but it was only two hundred dollars. 

[oujichase]

Shit— okay. Stop shitposting on me and let me sleep. Bye.

[oujichase]

Stop putting everything I say in your testimonials tag or the only thing I’m going to be testifying for is a witness account of how you died.

[oujichase]

Oh you-- you think you're funny? Well, it was a little funny. But it also hurt my feelings a little bit. Please don't go against my wishes for your own enjoyment. Think of others before yourself. Thank you.

[tomatorisotto]

Realizing that your name isn’t Chase is probably one of the hardest things to go through. But then you feel gratitude that your name isn’t commonly followed by ‘car’, and you move on.

[oujichase]

Car chase? That's the best you could come up with? Not the fact that I'm a piece of plastic-- a debit card carried by millions, threatening to chase me out of town, or really just. Any other chase pun. But, no. You chose "car chase". This is fucking disgusting. I'm not being compared to this.

[oujichase]

I... should probably be getting to bed. Have a good night sleep and all of that stuff, I guess.

[oujichase]

Stop putting everything I say in your testimonials tag or the only thing I'm going to be testifying for is a witness account of how you died.

[oujichase]

Stop saying “wtf” on all of my posts, albino cowboy kid.

[gorideacowboy]

who are you to tell me what I can and can’t do

[oujichase]

Well for one I’m not Nagisa Kaworu in a Woody costume. You, on the other hand,

[oujichase]

Realizing that your name isn't Gill is probably one of the hardest things to go through. But then you feel gratitude that your name isn't part of the anatomy of a fish, and you move on.

[oujichase]

Stop saying "wtf" on all of my posts, albino cowboy kid.

[oujichase]

Gill you need to mirror your icon your legs are on the other side of the country

[tomatorisotto]

i haven’t changed my icon since i started this blog and i’m not changing it now

[oujichase]

This is why nobody likes you

[shysilk]

[oujichase]

[oujichase]

This is a team effort, everybody.

[oujichase]

Gill you need to mirror your icon your legs are on the other side of the country

[oujichase]

Okay

[oujichase]

There we go.

[oujichase]

Does this fit better