styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
NASA
titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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@ourquotesandstuff
I love the phrase “I feel attacked” because a joke is meant to call you out in like a harmless way so you’re not offended, but you are a little offended but you can’t get mad cuz it’s really funny and most of the time it’s true. So you just sit there feeling defeated.
Let your pets on your couches, you fucking snobs!
sirius: i can’t believe mum and dad are angry with me just because i said i don’t think i’ll have kids
sirius: they’re so dramatic
regulus: i mean what you actually said was ‘this bloodline dies with me’
regulus: so i don’t know if i’d call them the dramatic ones in this situation
Professor McGonagall: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two would need a fake ID.
Remus: *incoherent mumbling*
Professor McGonagall: Pardon?
James: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
"this queen don't need a king"
- me, trying to convince myself i'm single because i don't want anyone, even though i'm just ugly
The Marvel Cinematic Universe throughout the years
What would hurt more, knowing the person you love will die or knowing they're alive but you cannot have them?
me: hOw AbOuT kNoWiNg He iS FICTIONAL AND DOESN'T EXIST???
me: *reads some kind of tumblr post* this is so interesting!
mom: *calls me*
me: *gets up without liking or reblogging*
tumblr post: you'll never see me again bitch
"the best things take time"
- me, being late for school
👏 who 👏 needs 👏 a 👏 fucking 👏 social 👏 life 👏 anyways 👏
me: i want-
my sister: food? to watch a movie? help? omg do you need help?? what's up?? please tell me! i'm worried
me: ...
me: i want to be a disney princess
nO-
Hermione: if Voldemort doesn’t show up in fifteen minutes we’re legally allowed to leave
Harry: now is NOT the time
"i have multiple personalities and none of them like you"
- Mr D, to Percy, at some point, defently
me: let's go
my sister: to camp half-blood?
my sister: hogwarts?
my sister: sTaR cItY?
me: ...
me: no?
my sister: LEAVE WITHOUT ME THEN
the golden snitch
"from the bottom of my heart, i don't give a fuck"
-Happy, everytime Peter tries to contact him
i can just say: i'm excited as hell
