We are Quite Amused

GLORY BE TO THE D-HIVE

[hijababyy]

WEN DUH ACOUSTICS DANK AF

[define-sanity-deactivated201609]

HOLY SHIT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT 

[platidude-deactivated20200121]

[memecenterz]

[habaebti-moved]

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

[pumpkiindaviis]

Fuck her from the back while she's cooking eggs in morning for you

[briana-wilde-deactivated2016031]

Yall gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove

[redsox]

Brock Holt, you deserve ALL of the applause.

[labias]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[hetalia]

[betterlucknext-deactivated20190]

[trickstertime]

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

[400barrels]

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

[gifak-net]

[lolpats-blog]

From our pal @FBombah #GoPats #SB49

[oursistheforty]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[yungchub-deactivated20150405]

[tacomel420]

i finally downloaded yik yak and i found this gem

[springfieldusa]

[newkidsonmycock11]

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine