Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? @trickstertime - Tumblr Blog

#this is me and my wife #shes brilliant and shockingly smart and I can't manage to correctly follow cooking instructions even when they're fully written out for me #though she can't open child safety locks on medicine and can't reach the top shelves and I can so ive managed to trick her into liking me #i tricked her into accepting my foolish ways and liking me by being nice to her and caring about her 😈

This is just like Project Hail Mary from Rocky's point of view

#project hail mary

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problematic sudoku solving skills gap

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Based on a true story

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Guys, come on, all you gotta say is "you can call me [your name]". Its less rude and sounds vaguely normal.

The fae aren't real, but I'm Irish so I'm not gunna risk being rude to one on the off chance.

#god I miss drugs #fuckin loved taking mdma and just being all chill and caring with my friends #reminding each other how good it feels to take a deep breath of fresh air #also acid. a slightly different vibe but it was absolutely delightful to take with a group of people you trust

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Make sure you're not waiting your turn in a chess game your opponent isn't even playing

Who's ready for a real normal 4th of July?!!

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oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

Sorry tumblr user @TheOneWhoPoops, I couldn't leave these in the tags, mostly because of your username

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All I got boss

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A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

so an average toaster runs at about 1200 watts, say it takes 5 min to toast bread thats 0.1Kwh. itd take 4 hours of brain power to toast it

Just connect multiple humans together matrix style

#prev: its one of the craziest things #I'd recommend looking up the exact details about how much draft horses can pull as a team cuz the power scaling is batshit #especially the bit where they're more powerful if they hang out or work together beforehand #like what do you mean the power of companionship makes them measurably more powerful???

in the woods amongst my coven, 48 all in total, linking hands deep in concentration. our collective will united on our task of great importance for what feels like days but in reality scarce but a few minutes. in the centre of us lays a single slice of toast cooked to perfection

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homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

so an average toaster runs at about 1200 watts, say it takes 5 min to toast bread thats 0.1Kwh. itd take 4 hours of brain power to toast it

Just connect multiple humans together matrix style