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Okay time to stop being in denial about it new fandom new blog.

I’ll come back here if Overwatch ever has like, lore, again I guess.

Obliviously-married supernatural entities being genuinely supportive of each others’ interests is my bag.

Honestly though I keep rereading the passages with these two and I feel like the novel has two different “modes” of characterizing a&c, there’s the “soft companions who get drunk and have funny existential arguments, crowley freaks out a lot” mode, and there’s the “bickering old married couple, aziraphale is an insufferable blowhard and crowley is a hissy little shit, let’s joke about how people think they’re boyfriends” mode and let me tell you I have some suspicions about which author wrote what.

#first mode is in these screencaps #second mode is way over-emphasized in the miniseries #yeah

Obliviously-married supernatural entities being genuinely supportive of each others’ interests is my bag.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #consenting bicycle repairmen #the book characterization is so much sweeter #even if it doesn't have a lot of recycled fanfiction pining without any romantic payoff at the end like the show

Aziraphale’s 1880′s daily schedule:

Work on my glaring-at-customers technique, they’re getting too bold.

Go to the club and learn to dance with the boys ;)

Check on the demonic snake that’s been taking a fifty-year depression nap under my bed and whose signature I’ve had to learn to forge to keep him out of trouble with work.

#good omens

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Aziraphale is the only being in the universe who thinks Crowley is actually good at his job.

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If Crowley tempting people looks anything like how his conversations with Aziriphale usually go it generally involves him going up to someone and whining about how unfair everything is until they put a brick through a window and start a riot.

#all these fanfictions where he turns into a succubus and rubs his ass on people are weak

They’ve been doing this for 6000 years.

#good omens #consenting bicycle repairmen #aziraphale #crowley #I'm just interpreting that 'angels are sexless' bit as the justification aziraphale uses for being in denial about his sexuality #i need some practice making comics so why not #every few decades crowley forgets his mental note to stop asking why the angel is so offended by gay slurs #not sure if I'm done tweaking their designs but this is closer

Aziraphale is the only being in the universe who thinks Crowley is actually good at his job.

#good omens #consenting bicycle repairmen #he did that whole thing with the apple one time #but now it's taken him 6000 years to get this angel to stop being such a stuffy bootlicker

Slimy Neil and Pterry couldn’t see how gay their characters were for the same reason Anathema couldn’t see Adam’s aura.

#good omens #this includes anathema's huge lesbian energies #newt should have been a woman #consenting bicycle repairmen

A lot of the characterization shit in this post is why I just can’t even watch the miniseries again after reading the book.

#good omens #i hate the wall slam so much #also they replaced the two dudes like casually touching each other with a lot of 5-feet-apart eyefucking with romantic music #can't have any physical contact between fellas unless it's violent right #this is what neil does when terry's out of the picture I guess #CROWLEY REVIVED THE DOVE

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so if you guys dont care about neil gaimans disgusting, horrifying transmisogyny (huge tw for extreme transmisogynistic violence, you have to click a second link to see it. i cant read the whole thing but i saw enough, its extremely upsetting and should be enough of a turn off from his work. but ofc, this has been talked about before and ignored) and still support his work will you at least care that he fucking defended some guy that got caught with child porn and apparently may own it himself

heres some select quotes in case you dont want to read the article

"Gaiman's currently supporting the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund's fight to defend Handley, who was arrested in Iowa for possession of obscene material based on his private collection, which included lolicon and yaoi manga. Lolicon focuses on the Lolita complex, where yaoi features male homosexual romance for a primarily female audience.

They found his manga, and found some objectionable panels," Gaiman said. "He's been arrested for having some drawings of rude things in manga. I'm sorry, but if you went through my comic collection, you could arrest me if you're going to start doing that. It's just wrong."

dont believe this source? well maybe you will since he talks about it on his own god damn blog!

tw for defense of incest and pedophilia

i physically could not read both of these links in full because of the distress they caused me, so if you do and i missed any trigger warnings, please feel free to tell me. but i didnt have to read much to see right off the bat he defended a book with pedophilic incest, calling it "brilliant, it's deeply problematic," and "art"

frankly i am BEYOND disgusted, and absolutely do NOT want to see any fucking support of this man and his work. if you didnt know this before, you do now, and if you did before and chose to ignore it, shame on you! this content cannot be separated from such a fucking vile creator

EDIT: I LITERALLY DONT CARE HOW LONG AGO OR HOW DATED SOME OF THIS IS. I DONT. HE WAS A GROWN FUCKING MAN DURING ALL OF THESE INCIDENTS

#reminder that this is a gaiman negative blog #god what a slimeball #so glad pratchett wrote g'o all by himself #except for the nasty racist/forced het/edgy shit neil can have that #I don't reblog things much but sometimes I do

tfw you give so few fucks you just refer to your totally-not-gay man-shaped beings as a “couple”

#good omens #the subtext is so close to the surface it's gulping air

Man I think my new Least Favorite Thing is really het actors playing gay-coded/baity character pairs catching on and banging the bait drums really hard to milk the positive attention from their fanbases

#this is about tennant and sheen but also josh petersdorf and chris parson #there's probably a lot more but my media consumption is too narrow and obsessive

Nobody remind the g’omens fandom that snakes have hemipenes please

#this post is going to backfire spectacularly #I'm going to see a drawing of david tennant with two penises and inexplicable cat ears tomorrow and it's going to be all my fault

I told myself I wasn’t going to draw fanart anymore but I’m weak

More of a book-based take on these two

#good omens #listen you can have turboginger tennant #but I think crowley really needs to look more like he caused half the world's MIB sightings #a good chunk of them deliberately #aziraphale dresses like fred rogers but with more tartan and you can't convince me otherwise

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#good omens #aziraphale

See this is exactly what an unreliable narrator would say about a gay Englishman of angelic descent who thinks a dolphin is a kind of fish and accidentally kills small animals by shoving them up his sleeves.

#good omens #aziraphale #heaven-sent dumbass gay representation

file under: things I am choosing to read in an extremely trans way because fuckitall

#good omens #going by your initials is such a goddamn transgender move #crowley has no concept of human gender but his man shape is his favorite shape sounds legit #what is the truth neil

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