My Nightmare

I am Body Modification Artist, chef, musician, father, and husband. This is my brain vomit...

[outlawlawman]

[outlawlawman]

[dirtyberd]

It’s time for a giveaway, as a “thank you” for reading my blog and making dirtyberdtoys.com a huge success.  Rules: Like and/or reblog this post, once a day maximum. Must be in the US or Canada (sorry boos but it’s too expensive/complicated to ship overseas). Must be 18+. Must be following dirtyberd (it’s for your own good). Leave this caption intact please!  Further description of the toy can be found HERE. It’s one of my personal favorites! This one is brand new, never been used, and comes with batteries :) The winner will be chosen April 7th, 2015 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message before another winner will be chosen. Good luck!

[outlawlawman]

[dirtyberd]

It’s time for a giveaway, as a “thank you” for reading my blog and making dirtyberdtoys.com a huge success.  Rules: Like and/or reblog this post, once a day maximum. Must be in the US or Canada (sorry boos but it’s too expensive/complicated to ship overseas). Must be 18+. Must be following dirtyberd (it’s for your own good). Leave this caption intact please!  Further description of the toy can be found HERE. It’s one of my personal favorites! This one is brand new, never been used, and comes with batteries :) The winner will be chosen April 7th, 2015 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message before another winner will be chosen. Good luck!

[dirtyberd]

It’s time for a giveaway, as a “thank you” for reading my blog and making dirtyberdtoys.com a huge success.  Rules: Like and/or reblog this post, once a day maximum. Must be in the US or Canada (sorry boos but it’s too expensive/complicated to ship overseas). Must be 18+. Must be following dirtyberd (it’s for your own good). Leave this caption intact please!  Further description of the toy can be found HERE. It’s one of my personal favorites! This one is brand new, never been used, and comes with batteries :) The winner will be chosen April 7th, 2015 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message before another winner will be chosen. Good luck!

[outlawlawman]

Love this.

[timburtonkilledmyunicorn]

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

[outlawlawman]

Forever and always. No matter what.

[wolfies--world-deactivated20150]

[timburtonkilledmyunicorn]

outlawlawman

[outlawlawman]

I totally do this. Just because I liked the confused expressions when I am having an intellectual conversation and throw in a "mother fucker"

[sixpenceee]

Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:

Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1

Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2

Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3

Kid’s Imaginary Friends

[outlawlawman]

I've been rained on rode hard and put up wet, Danced with the devil till I'm in debt. Took all I got and there ain't much left of me. I've been knocked down drug out and left for dead. Barely held together by a few old threads. Hey I'm still here. There ain't much left to see. But I'm still holding on though there ain't much left of me.

[kushandwisdom]

[outlawlawman]

Yep

[outlawlawman]

Yep

[outlawlawman]

So true.

[inspiring-pictures]

[slide-2-unlock-deactivated20160]

How much do you love her?

"How much" doesn’t work for me. Love is not a bottle of water that you fill up and reach its capacity. You can’t measure it.

My love for her is endless, because I love her being, not just her actions or her looks. I love her when she tells me to fuck off as well as when she sucks my cock. Because I love her being, her fragility and her strengh, her beauty and her rage, because all of this makes her who she is.

Love that evolves every day, like roots that take hold of my soul and will never let it go.

She’s my life ffs.❤️

[outlawlawman]

I love her even when she doesn't deserve it. My love for her is truly unconditional.

[outlawlawman]

@timburtonkilledmyunicorn