I love violence

TLK/AOE Hound rp blog

[autobotwheelie]

Okay. Ya said Wreckers. That shoulda been the first and last thing said right there for question seven.

[outofguns-andammo]

.... You shouldnt say it, but it's true.

[autobotwheelie]

The line of questioning goes like this:

1.) Is it a hallucination brought on by an outside force like painkillers or recharge deprivation? If not, next question….

2.) Is it a simulation? If not, next question…..

3.) Is it a really realistic dream? If not, next question…..

4.) Didja piss off a deity recently? Especially one that can alter the fabric of reality to whatever suits their interests? If not, next question…..

5.) Are ya dead and/or in some form of eternal punishment for past crimes while you’re alive? If not, next question….

6.) Does it hurt when ya stab yourself with a needle or something real sharp? If yes, then congrats! What happened to ya has really happened and ya gotta make the best of it while ya can!

[outofguns-andammo]

You forgot one:

7) are you being led by Impactor? If yes, then this is definatlet happening and yer all in danger.

[autobotwheelie]

Well, I ain’t met an Impactor. Pft! That name’s hilarious. IMPACTOR. So it ain’t on my big ol’ chart of questions.

[outofguns-andammo]

He's got a Harpoon hand, and a bad attitude. He's the one member of th' Wreckers I would adivse never pissing off.

He's got solid battle tactics, but he's also the type ta charge right into brimstone and gall without thinkin'

Which means people die under his commanda alot. I mean, more than usual for th' Wreckers.

[autobotwheelie]

The line of questioning goes like this:

1.) Is it a hallucination brought on by an outside force like painkillers or recharge deprivation? If not, next question….

2.) Is it a simulation? If not, next question…..

3.) Is it a really realistic dream? If not, next question…..

4.) Didja piss off a deity recently? Especially one that can alter the fabric of reality to whatever suits their interests? If not, next question…..

5.) Are ya dead and/or in some form of eternal punishment for past crimes while you’re alive? If not, next question….

6.) Does it hurt when ya stab yourself with a needle or something real sharp? If yes, then congrats! What happened to ya has really happened and ya gotta make the best of it while ya can!

[outofguns-andammo]

You forgot one:

7) are you being led by Impactor? If yes, then this is definatlet happening and yer all in danger.

[autobotwheelie]

Okay. Whoa. Slow down there. There’s a difference between an actual rip and just stuff traveling from one multiverse to the next. One of these is actually really normal. The other one is…. well…. it’s NOT. It means something broke somewhere.

[outofguns-andammo]

Are ya sure that mosta this isn’t accidental travel caused by a rip in space?  I haven’t met a Wheeljack who doesn’t solve complicated scientific problems with explosives……. I betcha someone chucked a Cygar at a Spacebridge or somethin’

[autobotwheelie]

I know my multiversal travel real well. I’ve done it tons of times. The fact that I’m on board of the Lost Light a lotta times is because of multiversal travel. So I know what it looks like.

[outofguns-andammo]

I’ve heard these theories about temporal energy buildups….. maybe yer multiverse hoppin’ has result in ya becoming a weirdness magnet?

[autobotwheelie]

Meh. I ain’t ruling it out! Weird stuff DOES tend to happen to me a lot. Sometimes it’s just weird, or lethal weird, or stupid weird. Take your pick.

[outofguns-andammo]

What about weird weird? Like when yer dreamin' that you're a five foot tall fiant toad doing a ballet performance for the Quintession co Prospeeity Sphere.... Except you actually are?

[autobotwheelie]

Okay. Whoa. Slow down there. There’s a difference between an actual rip and just stuff traveling from one multiverse to the next. One of these is actually really normal. The other one is…. well…. it’s NOT. It means something broke somewhere.

[outofguns-andammo]

Are ya sure that mosta this isn’t accidental travel caused by a rip in space?  I haven’t met a Wheeljack who doesn’t solve complicated scientific problems with explosives……. I betcha someone chucked a Cygar at a Spacebridge or somethin’

[autobotwheelie]

I know my multiversal travel real well. I’ve done it tons of times. The fact that I’m on board of the Lost Light a lotta times is because of multiversal travel. So I know what it looks like.

[outofguns-andammo]

I’ve heard these theories about temporal energy buildups..... maybe yer multiverse hoppin’ has result in ya becoming a weirdness magnet?

[autobotwheelie]

Okay. Whoa. Slow down there. There’s a difference between an actual rip and just stuff traveling from one multiverse to the next. One of these is actually really normal. The other one is…. well…. it’s NOT. It means something broke somewhere.

[outofguns-andammo]

Are ya sure that mosta this isn’t accidental travel caused by a rip in space?  I haven’t met a Wheeljack who doesn’t solve complicated scientific problems with explosives....... I betcha someone chucked a Cygar at a Spacebridge or somethin’

[wheel-jacked]

@outofguns-andammo How many times have I told ya! DONT CALL ME QUE!

[outofguns-andammo]

It’s not MY problem ya thought it would be funny ta change your call signal to “I.Q.” only ta have command reject yer request and make ya change it to “Que”

[outofguns-andammo]

@autobotwheelie I’ve been told that on earth Unlimited Bacon means unlimited friendship…. like maybe ya trade bacon for friendship? I dunno, ‘Cade and Isabella ain’t exactly opposed ta makin’ slag up!

[autobotwheelie]

Maybe THEY can take the bacon offa my habd, huh?

[outofguns-andammo]

Well Ya got it without limit, So I don’t think you’ll ever run outta Bacon ta give away, but at least you’ll have a lotta friends ta share it with!

[autobotwheelie]

Well I don’t wanna be stick with it forever! It’s gotta go to hungry organics.

[outofguns-andammo]

Maybe Pray to the Grayfaces then? they might have mercy on ya if you do! or you know… unlimited food for your ravenous cat and the weird humanoid who licks stuff.

[autobotwheelie]

Wait. Yanno about all that weirdness?

[outofguns-andammo]

I may look and act big an’ stupid, But I know to keep an eye on things when they start goin’ sideways.  Ravenous Felines, Baby Elder Ones, A whack-ass grayface who licks all sorts a slag, and of course the Pit Damn Roaches.  Ya gotta keep an eye out for that sorta stuff… especially for that Spideranon….. I haven’t been licked yet… an I don’t plan on gettin’ licked. 

[autobotwheelie]

I have a theory about that. Call it a hunch, but I suspect there might be tears in the fabric of reality. Things don’t appear to be behaving normally.

[outofguns-andammo]

What inspired that theory? Was it the femme Red Alert? was it the really smooth looking Optimus? the really blocky looking Galvatron? or was it bots like me who look like we’re made of waaaaaaaaaay too many small moving parts to be safe for anyone under 3?  OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ROACHES WHO HAVE DECLARED SEVERAL TIMES THAT THEY HAVE THE POWER TO WARP REALITY! Sorry ‘bout that, it uncalled for. I’m kinda outta my depth when it comes to anything beyond observing the obvious... maybe Brainstorm and Que broke reality again....

[outofguns-andammo]

@autobotwheelie I’ve been told that on earth Unlimited Bacon means unlimited friendship…. like maybe ya trade bacon for friendship? I dunno, ‘Cade and Isabella ain’t exactly opposed ta makin’ slag up!

[autobotwheelie]

Maybe THEY can take the bacon offa my habd, huh?

[outofguns-andammo]

Well Ya got it without limit, So I don’t think you’ll ever run outta Bacon ta give away, but at least you’ll have a lotta friends ta share it with!

[autobotwheelie]

Well I don’t wanna be stick with it forever! It’s gotta go to hungry organics.

[outofguns-andammo]

Maybe Pray to the Grayfaces then? they might have mercy on ya if you do! or you know… unlimited food for your ravenous cat and the weird humanoid who licks stuff.

[autobotwheelie]

Wait. Yanno about all that weirdness?

[outofguns-andammo]

I may look and act big an’ stupid, But I know to keep an eye on things when they start goin’ sideways.  Ravenous Felines, Baby Elder Ones, A whack-ass grayface who licks all sorts a slag, and of course the Pit Damn Roaches.  Ya gotta keep an eye out for that sorta stuff... especially for that Spideranon..... I haven’t been licked yet... an I don’t plan on gettin’ licked. 

[outofguns-andammo]

@autobotwheelie I’ve been told that on earth Unlimited Bacon means unlimited friendship…. like maybe ya trade bacon for friendship? I dunno, ‘Cade and Isabella ain’t exactly opposed ta makin’ slag up!

[autobotwheelie]

Maybe THEY can take the bacon offa my habd, huh?

[outofguns-andammo]

Well Ya got it without limit, So I don’t think you’ll ever run outta Bacon ta give away, but at least you’ll have a lotta friends ta share it with!

[autobotwheelie]

Well I don’t wanna be stick with it forever! It’s gotta go to hungry organics.

[outofguns-andammo]

Maybe Pray to the Grayfaces then? they might have mercy on ya if you do! or you know... unlimited food for your ravenous cat and the weird humanoid who licks stuff.

[outofguns-andammo]

@autobotwheelie I’ve been told that on earth Unlimited Bacon means unlimited friendship…. like maybe ya trade bacon for friendship? I dunno, ‘Cade and Isabella ain’t exactly opposed ta makin’ slag up!

[autobotwheelie]

Maybe THEY can take the bacon offa my habd, huh?

[outofguns-andammo]

Well Ya got it without limit, So I don’t think you’ll ever run outta Bacon ta give away, but at least you’ll have a lotta friends ta share it with!

[outofguns-andammo]

@autobotwheelie I’ve been told that on earth Unlimited Bacon means unlimited friendship.... like maybe ya trade bacon for friendship? I dunno, ‘Cade and Isabella ain’t exactly opposed ta makin’ slag up!

[thegreyturtle]

Why you gotta be so rude to people man

Because I have zero patience for interaction with other humans.

Basically: Humans don’t interact.

[that-one-gladiator]

Yeah you’re pretty rude to the people who ask you questions on your blog show some politeness sheesh.

[thegreyturtle]

What did I say about humans not interacting.

You are clearly a human. Only a robot would be unoffended by this.

You are human, you are Not allowed to interact.

[outofguns-andammo]

Yo @that-one-gladiator you realize he's trollin' ya and you're fallin' for it harder than Lois Lane fell for Superman.

[outofguns-andammo]

@omicrontheicequeen is it true that you can do whay you want, cause a Pirate is free?

[omicrontheicequeen]

The Predacon shifted and leaned back from the bar, able to use her tail to help counter balance her position as she looked the green mech over. After a moment she shrugged, “In many ways yes. but if you want to keep alive and not jailed then you watch who you hit. or get good at breaking out.”

[outofguns-andammo]

Well, I happen ta be good at both o’ those things. *he grinned and lit up a cy-gar* so, what kinda organization you runnin’ these days? Can’t be easy bein’ a pirate with Cyberphobia running rampant among the squishies.

[omicrontheicequeen]

The big predacon tilted her head before giving a wide smile, flashing fangs as she did so, “on the contrary, the place we landed is intent on protecting us. We’re a sorce of trade, and…”

She shrugged, chucklung, “About 30 adult predacons and insecticons as well as a living metrotitain ship tends to be a good safe guard.” she just never corected the humans in thinking her living ship could transform.

[outofguns-andammo]

Lucky. Last time I had ta deal with squished en-mass they were tryan’ ta kill me and my comrades. Blasted Harold attiger. *he orders a drink from the bar and puts out his cy-gar in an ashtray* so metrotitans are still a thing huh? I thought’ ol’ metroplex was th last of ‘em.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“Hah! Metroplex might be the sure and carrier of a lot of little ships from what I heard. Dreaded Wings adopted us as much as we him though. Living attack ship tends to put off more than just the humans, works on other worlds too.” she eyes the mech beside her, “You looking for a hide out?”

[outofguns-andammo]

Lookin’ fer somethin’ ta do. With Megatron dead again there ain’t much doin’ in these parts for a warrior like me. Looking for Some thing to pass the time before the next inevitable Cybertronian war.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“We’re just harvesting energon, and trading.” Why risk stealing sub-par energon when her ship could produce much better it viva solar converters. “You have anything against insecticons? or beast-formers?“

[outofguns-andammo]

As long as they ain’t tryin’ ta kill me, I don’t got problems with no one. But if they try to, I dunno, stick a katana up my ass, then I might.

[omicrontheicequeen]

Ice Queen snorted, and then let out a bark of laughter at the image that came, “Yeaaah…no. The workers are harmless.”

Not so much the other types but the workers were those that relied on her and the colony for protection.

[outofguns-andammo]

I still owe Drift back for that mess. *he shrugs* sounds like typical Autobot stuff, but minus the moral philosophizing about if its wrong to kill in self defence or not.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“Personanally I prefer my sabers, or cutlasses.” Ice Queen smiled, leaning on the bar before downing some of her energon, “I tend not to encourage murder. Too many tend to get made.” Says the Predacon that does not have an issue with eating mechs when starving. But she tried not to if possible other wise.

[outofguns-andammo]

So how do you feel about people defending themselves from say, Megatron trying to eat their spark? *he asked casually*

[outofguns-andammo]

@omicrontheicequeen is it true that you can do whay you want, cause a Pirate is free?

[omicrontheicequeen]

The Predacon shifted and leaned back from the bar, able to use her tail to help counter balance her position as she looked the green mech over. After a moment she shrugged, “In many ways yes. but if you want to keep alive and not jailed then you watch who you hit. or get good at breaking out.”

[outofguns-andammo]

Well, I happen ta be good at both o’ those things. *he grinned and lit up a cy-gar* so, what kinda organization you runnin’ these days? Can’t be easy bein’ a pirate with Cyberphobia running rampant among the squishies.

[omicrontheicequeen]

The big predacon tilted her head before giving a wide smile, flashing fangs as she did so, “on the contrary, the place we landed is intent on protecting us. We’re a sorce of trade, and…”

She shrugged, chucklung, “About 30 adult predacons and insecticons as well as a living metrotitain ship tends to be a good safe guard.” she just never corected the humans in thinking her living ship could transform.

[outofguns-andammo]

Lucky. Last time I had ta deal with squished en-mass they were tryan’ ta kill me and my comrades. Blasted Harold attiger. *he orders a drink from the bar and puts out his cy-gar in an ashtray* so metrotitans are still a thing huh? I thought’ ol’ metroplex was th last of ‘em.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“Hah! Metroplex might be the sure and carrier of a lot of little ships from what I heard. Dreaded Wings adopted us as much as we him though. Living attack ship tends to put off more than just the humans, works on other worlds too.” she eyes the mech beside her, “You looking for a hide out?”

[outofguns-andammo]

Lookin’ fer somethin’ ta do. With Megatron dead again there ain’t much doin’ in these parts for a warrior like me. Looking for Some thing to pass the time before the next inevitable Cybertronian war.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“We’re just harvesting energon, and trading.” Why risk stealing sub-par energon when her ship could produce much better it viva solar converters. “You have anything against insecticons? or beast-formers?“

[outofguns-andammo]

As long as they ain’t tryin’ ta kill me, I don’t got problems with no one. But if they try to, I dunno, stick a katana up my ass, then I might.

[omicrontheicequeen]

Ice Queen snorted, and then let out a bark of laughter at the image that came, “Yeaaah…no. The workers are harmless.”

Not so much the other types but the workers were those that relied on her and the colony for protection.

[outofguns-andammo]

I still owe Drift back for that mess. *he shrugs* sounds like typical Autobot stuff, but minus the moral philosophizing about if its wrong to kill in self defence or not.

[outofguns-andammo]

@omicrontheicequeen is it true that you can do whay you want, cause a Pirate is free?

[omicrontheicequeen]

The Predacon shifted and leaned back from the bar, able to use her tail to help counter balance her position as she looked the green mech over. After a moment she shrugged, “In many ways yes. but if you want to keep alive and not jailed then you watch who you hit. or get good at breaking out.”

[outofguns-andammo]

Well, I happen ta be good at both o’ those things. *he grinned and lit up a cy-gar* so, what kinda organization you runnin’ these days? Can’t be easy bein’ a pirate with Cyberphobia running rampant among the squishies.

[omicrontheicequeen]

The big predacon tilted her head before giving a wide smile, flashing fangs as she did so, “on the contrary, the place we landed is intent on protecting us. We’re a sorce of trade, and…”

She shrugged, chucklung, “About 30 adult predacons and insecticons as well as a living metrotitain ship tends to be a good safe guard.” she just never corected the humans in thinking her living ship could transform.

[outofguns-andammo]

Lucky. Last time I had ta deal with squished en-mass they were tryan’ ta kill me and my comrades. Blasted Harold attiger. *he orders a drink from the bar and puts out his cy-gar in an ashtray* so metrotitans are still a thing huh? I thought’ ol’ metroplex was th last of ‘em.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“Hah! Metroplex might be the sure and carrier of a lot of little ships from what I heard. Dreaded Wings adopted us as much as we him though. Living attack ship tends to put off more than just the humans, works on other worlds too.” she eyes the mech beside her, “You looking for a hide out?”

[outofguns-andammo]

Lookin’ fer somethin’ ta do. With Megatron dead again there ain’t much doin’ in these parts for a warrior like me. Looking for Some thing to pass the time before the next inevitable Cybertronian war.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“We’re just harvesting energon, and trading.” Why risk stealing sub-par energon when her ship could produce much better it viva solar converters. “You have anything against insecticons? or beast-formers?“

[outofguns-andammo]

As long as they ain't tryin' ta kill me, I don't got problems with no one. But if they try to, I dunno, stick a katana up my ass, then I might.

[outofguns-andammo]

@omicrontheicequeen is it true that you can do whay you want, cause a Pirate is free?

[omicrontheicequeen]

The Predacon shifted and leaned back from the bar, able to use her tail to help counter balance her position as she looked the green mech over. After a moment she shrugged, “In many ways yes. but if you want to keep alive and not jailed then you watch who you hit. or get good at breaking out.”

[outofguns-andammo]

Well, I happen ta be good at both o’ those things. *he grinned and lit up a cy-gar* so, what kinda organization you runnin’ these days? Can’t be easy bein’ a pirate with Cyberphobia running rampant among the squishies.

[omicrontheicequeen]

The big predacon tilted her head before giving a wide smile, flashing fangs as she did so, “on the contrary, the place we landed is intent on protecting us. We’re a sorce of trade, and…”

She shrugged, chucklung, “About 30 adult predacons and insecticons as well as a living metrotitain ship tends to be a good safe guard.” she just never corected the humans in thinking her living ship could transform.

[outofguns-andammo]

Lucky. Last time I had ta deal with squished en-mass they were tryan’ ta kill me and my comrades. Blasted Harold attiger. *he orders a drink from the bar and puts out his cy-gar in an ashtray* so metrotitans are still a thing huh? I thought’ ol’ metroplex was th last of ‘em.

[omicrontheicequeen]

“Hah! Metroplex might be the sure and carrier of a lot of little ships from what I heard. Dreaded Wings adopted us as much as we him though. Living attack ship tends to put off more than just the humans, works on other worlds too.” she eyes the mech beside her, “You looking for a hide out?”

[outofguns-andammo]

Lookin' fer somethin' ta do. With Megatron dead again there ain't much doin' in these parts for a warrior like me. Looking for Some thing to pass the time before the next inevitable Cybertronian war.