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Boom

@wheel-jacked

glowing ear fins baby.

32 posts

Aug 10, 2019

@outofguns-andammo How many times have I told ya! DONT CALL ME QUE!

Jul 20, 2019

Hey @autobotwheelie what if... You know... Megatron is *wrong* about the Matrix? I've done some digging, and all the horrible stuff that Nova, Sentinel, and Optimus did, you know, trying to conquer planets, kill entire cities in the name of saving Cybertron, and Annexing earth... They all did that stuff without the Matrix..... Well Sentinel and Nova used fake Matrices, but what if, ya know the guy spending years fighting the Matrix carrier in a bitter war where they were mortal enemies...... Was wrong..... I mean the only example we have of someone having the Matrix and not doing something... *he was going to say stupid, but then decided to use another word* evil... Is Rodimus..... And he carried half the Matrix with him for a long time.

Of course this could also all just be Megatron being salty since he couldn't get bast it's morality lock and its ultimately a bunch of fear mongering by someone who doesnt understand the device, much less having actually experienced it.

*Wheeljack has a several stacks of data pads and other forms of records around him as he talks, apparently he's really been digging*

#everything i just mentioned is based loosely on canon events in the IDW universe #im not saying Optimus didnt do stupid shit while carrying the Matric #but his worst offences came after he gave it up to Rodimus and Bumblbee before it was effectively destroyed

Jul 16, 2019

The last person who rejected the goodness of the doggos got a bunch of Dolphins almost dropped on them.... the roaches are f*cking weird. ~ @Wheel-Jacked.

{ @wheel-jacked }

I... wouldn’t say I’m rejecting their... ‘goodness’, so much as I am concerned for their well being on a ship full of non-organics.

They're a collective of crazy bugs who worship Whirl, I think the ship was in danger the second they turned up.

Like seriously, theyre now claiming to have the power to manifest taco stands... I don't even know what a taco is! I just hope they don't start buggin' me!

Jul 14, 2019

@autobotwheelie the obvious answer is to add more rockets. Noodles will not make you safe, they will make you into soup. the Faster you’re going the more likely you are to reach a stable Velocity….. no not the Medic, you know, speed of movement… oh for Primus Sake, you know what. Just add more rockets.

OH HELL YEAH! THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!

Just keep adding Rockets until you start to think “Will Whirl and Braintstorm think this excessive?”, then add about twenty seven more and you should be good!

Huh! So this is a case of “What would Whirl do?” Got it.

oh no, it’s a case of “let’s one up Whirl” for comedic affect.

Jul 14, 2019

@autobotwheelie the obvious answer is to add more rockets. Noodles will not make you safe, they will make you into soup. the Faster you’re going the more likely you are to reach a stable Velocity….. no not the Medic, you know, speed of movement… oh for Primus Sake, you know what. Just add more rockets.

OH HELL YEAH! THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!

Just keep adding Rockets until you start to think “Will Whirl and Braintstorm think this excessive?”, then add about twenty seven more and you should be good!

Jul 14, 2019

@autobotwheelie the obvious answer is to add more rockets. Noodles will not make you safe, they will make you into soup. the Faster you’re going the more likely you are to reach a stable Velocity..... no not the Medic, you know, speed of movement... oh for Primus Sake, you know what. Just add more rockets.

Jul 11, 2019

Fundraising for a questionable cause.

@rungian-psychology @megatronus-maximus @autobotwheelie @ultra-mehgnus

I'm putting together a funding campaign with @spasticyellowgremlin to get enough credits to hire Lockdown to go after Prowl. Who wants ta donate to a good cause?

WHAT?!? I AM A BOUNTY HUNTER AND YA WANNA HIRE HIM?! MY RIVAL? ARE YA SLAGGING SERIOUS?!?!

And let my favorite Nephew get in the way of a dangerously deranged psycho killer? No freaking way! You stay as far away from Prowl as possible, while we let an experienced hand deal him his death deserts.

HOLD UP! Ya think I'm a so inexperienced fragile flower?! I am literally so insulted right now!

You are young, you said so yourself. Lockdown has been doing this slag since before the Primusdamn war! it doesn’t take a mathematician, which I am.... sometimes...., to see that old LD has been at this longer than you, which means he has more EXP than you do! I mean you could go running off and face Prowl again if ya wanted, if ya got a death wish that is. or you could let someone else risk their life to finish off Prowl, and then live to hunt another day.

Young. But still a capable adult!

I might be a bit out since the whole airlock thing. But I ain't dead or totally outta it! Ugh.... hiring Lockdown, someone I'm TRYING to beat, is just super embarassing!

You got your ass handed to you BY PROWL, that should be embarrassing enough in of itself! Maybe ya watch from the sidelines an’ take notes, or ask LD to take ya on as an apprentice or somethin’. I dunno, but for sure, I don’t want to see you on your death bed a second time because of Barricade’s nastier twin!

#Wheeljack is convinced Barricade is a cinnemon roll #and he's kinda right when comparing cade to prowl

Jul 11, 2019

Fundraising for a questionable cause.

@rungian-psychology @megatronus-maximus @autobotwheelie @ultra-mehgnus

I'm putting together a funding campaign with @spasticyellowgremlin to get enough credits to hire Lockdown to go after Prowl. Who wants ta donate to a good cause?

WHAT?!? I AM A BOUNTY HUNTER AND YA WANNA HIRE HIM?! MY RIVAL? ARE YA SLAGGING SERIOUS?!?!

And let my favorite Nephew get in the way of a dangerously deranged psycho killer? No freaking way! You stay as far away from Prowl as possible, while we let an experienced hand deal him his death deserts.

HOLD UP! Ya think I'm a so inexperienced fragile flower?! I am literally so insulted right now!

You are young, you said so yourself. Lockdown has been doing this slag since before the Primusdamn war! it doesn’t take a mathematician, which I am.... sometimes...., to see that old LD has been at this longer than you, which means he has more EXP than you do! I mean you could go running off and face Prowl again if ya wanted, if ya got a death wish that is. or you could let someone else risk their life to finish off Prowl, and then live to hunt another day.

Jul 11, 2019

Fundraising for a questionable cause.

@rungian-psychology @megatronus-maximus @autobotwheelie @ultra-mehgnus

I'm putting together a funding campaign with @spasticyellowgremlin to get enough credits to hire Lockdown to go after Prowl. Who wants ta donate to a good cause?

WHAT?!? I AM A BOUNTY HUNTER AND YA WANNA HIRE HIM?! MY RIVAL? ARE YA SLAGGING SERIOUS?!?!

And let my favorite Nephew get in the way of a dangerously deranged psycho killer? No freaking way! You stay as far away from Prowl as possible, while we let an experienced hand deal him his death deserts.

Jul 11, 2019

@megatronus-maximus how am I supposed to know? I've never hired him before, I'm assuming its gonna be a lot, but....... Maybe you know how to contact him? Lockdown that is.

No. But I know who might.

Oh Goodie! My plan isn’t going to go up in smoke and firey explosions!- Yet. I’m certain once LD finds Prowl, assuming we hire Capt. Hook, there will be plenty of fire, explosions, and smoke!

Jul 11, 2019

@megatronus-maximus how am I supposed to know? I've never hired him before, I'm assuming its gonna be a lot, but....... Maybe you know how to contact him? Lockdown that is.

Jul 11, 2019

@megatronus-maximus what would anyome hire Lockdown for?

@rungian-psychology He's only the most dangerous bounty hunter in the known galaxy!

Jul 11, 2019

Fundraising for a questionable cause.

@rungian-psychology @megatronus-maximus @autobotwheelie @ultra-mehgnus

I'm putting together a funding campaign with @spasticyellowgremlin to get enough credits to hire Lockdown to go after Prowl. Who wants ta donate to a good cause?

Jul 10, 2019

Hate to break it to ya kiddo, but I think your mom was my sister Cogwheel. *yes he knows MTOs don't have parent, he knows normal Cybertronians dont either. But that won't stop him from making you his nephew~@wheel-jacked

Wait what? I don’t understand?

Basically, we are a family. That’s why. You are now and forevermore, my nephew.

Does Rung and Megatron know about this?

Not yet, but they will. Eventually. Riiiiight after we test rocket feet on these slippery halls.

We got rockets now?

*holds up rocket mods* yes, yes we do. You want in?

YES. VERY YES.

*attaches them to Wheelies feet* now, if Magnus asks, these are not experimental Autobot technology, and you didn't get these from me.

Jul 10, 2019

Hate to break it to ya kiddo, but I think your mom was my sister Cogwheel. *yes he knows MTOs don't have parent, he knows normal Cybertronians dont either. But that won't stop him from making you his nephew~@wheel-jacked

Wait what? I don’t understand?

Basically, we are a family. That’s why. You are now and forevermore, my nephew.

Does Rung and Megatron know about this?

Not yet, but they will. Eventually. Riiiiight after we test rocket feet on these slippery halls.

We got rockets now?

*holds up rocket mods* yes, yes we do. You want in?

Jul 10, 2019

whirliibird-blog

So uuuuuuhhhhh. What’s gonna happen if I shut off the artificial grav. systems?

I will pay you 237.99 Shanix to do just that.

whirliibird-blog

How much is that in cred chips?

Let's see... Convert the ten... Carry the two... Divide by negative four hundred and fifty three, add twenty six, and sivide by 9.... Factor in inflation and exchange rates....

Thats about 8.2 billion Creds.

Jul 10, 2019

*Wheeljack sli- screams past on rocket modified feet* YOLO!

“Oh, goodness gracious!”

*the final countdown blares as he rockets past*

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