FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
illustration commission for @belovedblabber of Seril from their Curse of Strahd campaign, clearing house 🦇 🦇commission info in the source🦇
Stray is giving me a better understanding of cat behavior for sure.
I already found the clue I needed but I’m going to proceed to knock the rest of the pictures off this wall anyway, you understand.
Knocking bottles off shelves is very satisfying but also? on general principle? they were in my way, and now they’re not.
I will use the scratch option anywhere i can just to see what happens.
Is tripping people walking by an achievement? I’m gonna do it anyway.
Sorry Momo I’ll be there in just a sec but I found a jingle ball and I have to play with it right now immediately. It’s very important.
WHY will nobody PET me???? :(
I’m a hyper-intelligent evolved cat who can understand speech and make complex plans, but I’m going to fail to evolve any new behaviors and continue to meow and act exactly like a housecat anyway. Why improve on perfection!
it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles
humans will see a soft cellulose plant material or downy animal coat and say is anyone going to twist that staple fibre in order to make a cohesive thread and then not wait for an answer
Seriously, spinning as a craft is ancient. Archaeologists recently discovered three-ply fiber that’s around 46,000 years old, blowing the previous “oldest fingers” out of the water by thousands of years.
But get this: It’s made from fucking TREE BARK. Can you imagine the dedication, foresight, and experimentation involved in figuring out how to harvest and spin that? On top of everything, it’s also lace weight. What the fuck, Neanderthals?
Article: https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/04/neanderthals-made-the-worlds-oldest-thread/
We have no proof Neanderthals told stories, but they definitely spun yarns.
Also, big ole slow clap for the article writer.
simple couple commission for @sapphic__draws on insta of Miz'ri and Lem, sharing a scarf 💜 💜more commission info in source 💜
Illustration commission for @comiclz of Charlie in one of her, more interesting dreams 🌈 ✨commission info in source link below✨
Caleb Hahne Quintana (Mexican-American, 1993) - Release (2023)
Octopus and Jellyfish Hats // Outre Generation on Etsy
illustration commission for @vjcreations on twitter of Tazr'ael the half-orc psionic rogue from our Dnd Stream Strange Hungers!! 🗡 He's having an uh- interesting time right now, his past is catching up on him. Watch us on Twitch or Youtube via TotalPartyKiss! 🗡 more commission info in source!🗡
trying to be best friends with all my companions like
simple commission for Ev of their half elf Necromancer Zan! Now if only this patient would stop wiggling!!💀
💀more commission info in source! 💀
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Butch Is Not a Dirty Word, Issue 3: The Intergenerational Edition
What a bride SHOULD wear
Today, I had a really lovely woman come in. She was a plus size widow who was getting remarried at about age 50, and was a complete ball of nerves about what she SHOULD be wearing given all that. She came in asking if it was okay that she wear certain silhouettes or details or colors, like "But am I allowed to wear sequins at my age/size/2nd wedding?" There was so much "am I allowed?", and it broke my heart.
I used to be a wedding and event planner as well, and I think it's important that everyone hear what I told that bride. I'm a professional at this, so if you want to take one thing as law, make it this one.
I want you to take every idea you have about what a bride should be allowed to wear at your age/size/situation... And then I want you to set all those ideas on fire and dropkick 'em a mile away.
There are only two rules to what you're "allowed" to wear as a bride: one, that you feel comfortable, and two, that you feel beautiful. That's it. If you're an 86 year old bride who wants a purple see-through mini dress with a V down to your bellybutton with 15 layers of poof under the skirt and crystal pasties where your nipples are, girl... Go for it. I will bust my ass to make it happen.
Anyone who says anything different can take a long walk off a short pier. It's about you, and only you. All that matters is that YOU'RE happy.
(And by the way. that bride found a dress she loved so much she happy-cried.)
(And by the way. that
bride found a dress she loved so
much she happy-cried.)
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If there’s one thing I wish I could stamp into the brain every single customer I’ve ever had, it’s this:
You Can Wear Whatever You Want, And No One Can Stop You.
☾ * ☆⋆. ⋆ 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓉 ✶ . ˚ ✦
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