Apparently Not Canon

{ *Private OVA Jotaro Kujo RP blog. }

[hemivorous-blog]

[Hiss.]

It’s funny how our opinions inter-connect, isn’t it?

[ovataro-blog]

You're right. It's fucking hilarious.

But that's the only time I'll ever concede that you're right about anything. Funny enough, you've been wrong about a lot.

[hemivorous-blog]

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I was expecting you to curl up and die like an animal, Jotaro.

[ovataro-blog]

That's funny.

I was thinking the exact same thing about you.

[hemivorous-blog]

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… And you’re still here.

[ovataro-blog]

What were you expecting? I'm sure as fuck not going anywhere.

[hemivorous-blog]

I’m surprised you didn’t see it come it.

Also I’m significantly less perverted that you are, Jotaro. All my business in the bedroom has come and gone.

[ovataro-blog]

Why the fuck would I?!

I'm not fucking perverted, shut up! I don't even--I've never--I mean, maybe I have, but that's none of your fucking business!

[He's only digging his hole deeper at this point.]

[ovataro-blog]

remember egg

No, I don't fucking remember egg.

[hemivorous-blog]

Your words are just as shallow as you are, 'friend.'

[ovataro-blog]

Shut your damn mouth. You fucking threw me off, you pervert.

[ovataro-blog]

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Oh. But if you do, /be gentle./

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Shut the fuck up, you damn lech.

[ovataro-blog]

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Well. Are you literally going to shove a foot up my ass, Jotaro?

Maybe I will if you don't stop giving me lip.

[ovataro-blog]

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You know what else is doubtful? Your /threats./

Are you really asking me to shove my foot up your ass?

[ovataro-blog]

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Well, if this aids your unjust effort to ‘make me me cry’ I can tell you that I cannot remember the last time I shed tears.

That's doubtful.

[ovataro-blog]

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/Boo-hoo./

If you wanna fuckin' cry, I'll give you something to cry about, asshole.

[ovataro-blog]

hemivorous liked your post

Sad thing is, so were you.

[ovataro-blog]

[hemivorous-blog]

[Not unlike a yowling cat, he flares out his chest showing that he - despite the other’s fierce gaze is the stronger out of the two and to affect to this he begins to growl ever softly.]

No.

[ovataro-blog]

[Despite the imbalance of power, he stands his ground, eyebrows tightening. Though fear might be stretching it, he knows that there is something the other is hiding--and he intends to rip it out for everyone to see.]

Prove it.

[hemivorous-blog]

[Both eyebrows and lips tightened, clearly he’s intimidated by him and having giving his ill self away like that is yet another cut on his side.]

[Breathing through the thin line of his lips, be builds up his confidence again and quickly relaxes himself in a way that does not show the weakness that was briefly presented before.]

What if I said that I don’t want anything to do with you and your dogs?

[ovataro-blog]

[His eyes are hard, and they almost seem to grow even harder at this sign of weakness. It's odd, seeing it on him--but not entirely unfitting. He doesn't waver, not even when that front is put back up.]

[That command of his makes him raise an eyebrow; it makes the skin around his temple quirk, and he decides to take things a step further, snorting softly to himself.]

DIO...

Are you afraid of me?

[hemivorous-blog]

An agreement?

[His tongue curls at the tip and the thin line across his lips pull taut with a grin and in the blink of an eye if not shorter, he’s giggling like a ragged hyena akin to the half-faded memory when he was heavily intoxicated on the bittersweet flavor of his rival’s blood.]

[And as his once proud laughter becomes a sickly choking sound because of over-exposure, his chest heaves with a quiet death rattle as he gets himself back together with a brush of a palm over his blades.]

[A sign of sickness perhaps?]

Oh, Jotaro. You do make me laugh. An agreement? With I, DIO? How could you ever please me?

[ovataro-blog]

[He doesn't flinch when he starts laughing. He's come to expect it, especially from someone as unhinged as him. Though, once his laughter trails off into something a bit more sickly-sounding, he starts to wonder if he's really at peak condition. Then again, the last time he saw this face... this one, and not the other that he'd encountered--he had been less than peak.]

[Lifting his chin, he squares his shoulders off and refuses to back down, eyes hard and cold as he gives one sharp, firm nod.]

It's either that or I choke you out. Then again, with how you're sounding, half my job's already done.

Name something that you want, then. If I agree to it, you'll agree to not fuck around with my family.

[hemivorous-blog]

Oh?

[He suddenly looks less tired and he perks up almost instantly and as his lips pull at their corners, the yellowed out phantom of his stand hovers inches above them both.]

[With Jotaro’s hat touching his forehead, he’s tempted to flick it away but should he? No.]

Well, the choice is yours… After all, we do pick our own stories.

[ovataro-blog]

[As if in response, his own Stand begins to rise from behind him, glowering at the opposing spirit as Jotaro mirrors his exact expression; though, his glare is a bit less animalistic as Star Platinum's.]

I'm feeling a little generous, actually.

It all depends on what you have planned. If you lay a hand on any of my friends or family, fate might just end up knocking you on your ass. If not... maybe we could work out an agreement.