Overheard in the Greenroom

running on coffee and rage

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

I jumpa da gun, it was a oopsy dipsy mistake

Mr. Martini, Its a Wonderful Life

on jumping lines

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"is the broom under the platform structural?"

- Metamorphosis ASM

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"yeah I can give you a hand in a sec. I gotta hold the ATDs wood first.

-AME while helping install a tree onstage.

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*actors are extra far apart for spot swap*

"well that swap was a special sort of heinous. great job spots."

-master electrician

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

LX Overhire: I tied a few double knots during cabling just for kicks. Have fun finding them!

ME: I. Will. Eviscerate. You.

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"the real problem with this tech is that everyone's a cook and nobody's a sous chef"

-Sound of Music LD

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"so friends we're standing on the benches like humans not kneading them like cats."

-Sound of Music PSM, to 7 children standing on cushioned benches

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

Finally a way to store gel sheets that doesn't make me want to die

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"can't we just find some over the counter shoes?

-Lear Scenic Designer

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"get your Meisner on and do it!"

-Directoe

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

Brilliance abounds today! Let us kiss with tongue!

-South Pacific Director

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"actors...weird breed"

-Girl Crazy Deck Carp

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"have you seen the sound designer? I need a squirt bottle consult"

-Props Artisan: Girl Crazy

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

Prince: none would run from us!

Lesbian Stage Manager: *whispers* I would run from them.

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"This score is as useful as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest"

-Into the Woods Maestro

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"a hair as yellow as....jaundis"

-Into the Woods: Cinderella's Prince

[overheard-in-the-greenroom]

"I've just been told 'house is empty'...I assume that means it's mine? I don't care, I'm calling places anyways"

-SM