Overheard By Jiminy Cricket

I don't know where the quotes originally came from.

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sora and riku

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Larxene: I love chain lightning what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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Vanitas: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Repliku: …Don’t you mean benevolence? Vanitas: No.

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Xion: And now for a gay update with Lea and Isa. Lea: Getting gayer. Xion: Thank you, Lea.

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Jack Skellington: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Sora: Spiders? Jack: Spiders it is, then. Sora: No, that wasn’t- But Jack was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…

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Zexion: Demyx, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong? Demyx: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before? Zexion: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

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Sora: Oh shoot! Sora: Excuse my vulgarity. Donald: I’ll let it slide.

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Sora: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Sora, to Roxas: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Lea, to Isa: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Xion: There are two types of people.

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Lea: Relationships should be 50/50. Isa cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Ventus: It’s funny how well you guys and Vanitas get along. Didn’t he hate you at first? Repliku: Vanitas hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

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Repliku: That’s illegal, right? Vanitas: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? Repliku: No- Vanitas: Then shut the fuck up.

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Xion: Is… Is that meant to be on fire? Lea: No… not really. Xion: Are you going to do something about it? Lea: Hm… nah.

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Demyx: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Xigbar: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Saix: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Repliku: When was the last time you cried? Namine: 15 minutes ago, why? Repliku: Really? That recent? Namine: Yeah [voice cracks] is that a issue?

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Even: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Ienzo: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.