( &&. fake you out )

i'll never be, be what you see inside – you say i'm not alone, but i am petrified – you say that you are close, is close the closest star? – you just feel twice as far, you just feel twice as far.

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text | milez

miles: i may or may not have brought home a new puppy...

miles: it also may or may not have had a sip of my coffee...

jamie: dude wtf

jamie: you can't let a dog have coffee that's weird man

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avalonjpg:

That’s such a roundabout way of doing things, Jamie. I could just ask Miles and avoid all that trouble- although, I do appreciate your input.

Taking the easy way out, I see.

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ffsmarlowe:

Why are nosebleeds a thing? What purpose do they serve other than to cause problems in people’s lives? Okay, so I was dropping lunch off at my mom’s firm today, and everything was going well until my nose decided to fucking hemorrhage right there in the lobby where everyone could see. And you should have seen the looks some of the people there gave me. You’d think I’d given them a nosebleed or something. And I couldn’t even leave because my mom was taking her dear, sweet time with her client and her receptionist had already left for her lunch hour… Long story short, I’ve learned that white t-shirts are a no-go and that my mom defends a bunch of assholes for a living.

Right, okay, that sucks, but back to what I asked you before – what do you want for dinner?

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ffsindie:

“Matty just sent me a video of him doing that ‘now I’m mad’ thing, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life. If anyone wants a copy, let me know. —I mean, he’s speaking Greek, but it’s still funny to see him dance like that.”

“Who’s Matty?”

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rlymikey:

Okay, what the hell is that?

My band. Sick, right?

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ffsmarlowe:

You might just be the first person to say that.

I’m here to keep things fresh.

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quinnbye:

“That’s what I’ve been saying! Once we run out of that 48 pack I bought, I think we should give it a go. We could be the toilet paper bandits.”

“New band name idea: The Toilet Paper Bandits.”

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lolaintherye:

“You know I just love workin’ nights in a city like this, but waking up at this time everyday is definitely not my favorite part.”

“Waking up at any time sucks.”

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okbenj:

“I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone describe Glee as being like ‘crack,’ but I can see what you’re saying. I feel that way about Supernatural, honestly. I kind of thing it’s crap, but I also can’t stop watching it? I dunno.”

“Glee is like crack, though. It has the same addicting quality. Yes, exactly! Someone gets it.”

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ffsmarlowe:

“I can’t believe I’m dating a boy who does.”

“Don’t hate on Glee, Mar.”

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sms → ♡ marlowe ♡

marlowe: r u busy?

jamie: never too busy for you

jamie: & also no

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okbenj:

“So, guess who’s starting their fall semester at the University of Toronto next week? –Uh, me. Which, you know, was probably pretty easy to guess. Do you think it’d be awfully nerdy of me to get excited about shopping for new school supplies, though? Because I think that’s what I’m most hyped for, honestly.”

“That’s the most exciting part of starting school.”

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stasifck:

Stasi was wrapped up in a blankets wandering the roof of the Abbey, relishing in the feeling of being so small compared to the stars. She always felt a strong pull to them. Getting tired she layed out her blanket, sprawling out and getting comfortable despite the hard pavement only an inch under her. She hadn’t been sleeping well lately so it wasn’t a surprise that she found herself starting to doze off. As she finally relaxed she heard a loud slam behind her. Guessing it was just the door she didn’t even flinch. “If your here to murder me please don’t get blood on this blanket.” She joked, hoping her apathy wasn’t the thing to actually get her killed.

Jamie rolled his eyes. “Stas, it’s me.” he said, sitting down next to her. “I assumed you’d be up here, so I thought we could talk. We haven’t talked in a while.” Pulling his knees up to his chest, he looked over at her. “M’sorry for waking you,” he started, “but I haven’t had a heart-to-heart with anyone in so long and you’re my go to for that.”

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avalonjpg:

Alright, so you know that it’s like super typical to tell your parents you’re dating someone, right? Well, my dads take it to like a new extreme- they’re all about wanting to know their social security number, their blood type, what kind of criminal background they’ve got…it’s literally so exhausting.

Well, here’s what you need to do. Find out what Marlowe’s blood type is. Then, when the baby’s born, find out its blood type. Then, if it’s not the same as Marlowe’s, it’s the same one as Miles. That’s how it works right?

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ffsmarlowe:

So, serious question here… Should I go clothes shopping today, or should I put that off and buy some rubber bands instead?

Rubber bands are the obvious choice here.

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quinnbye:

“My dad just told me that people keep stealing toilet paper from the bathrooms at the university he works at. Like, the students can’t even buy toilet paper or something? Or maybe it’s a prank? Either way, it’s both funny and sad.”

“Dude, why have we never thought of that?”

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ffsindie:

“I like him, he’s adorable. I’ve only seen a few episodes here and there. Is it over now?”

“Yeah, it just ended recently.”