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Help girl I'm stuck in a McDonalds // Most of these, if not all, are from a private quotes channel in a discord server

[overheardintheprotocol]

Neon: What country's flag is that? Below Ireland.

Reyna: Germany?

Neon: No, below other Ireland.

Reyna: MEXICO??

[overheardintheprotocol]

Sova, whispering into his comm: What do I say?

Cypher, as a joke: Your safeword

Sova, to his mirror self: Packpackи!

Mirror Sova:

Cypher:

Everyone else on the comm network:

[overheardintheprotocol]

Gekko: Damn! Brim's got ASS!

KAY/O: You guys are only now noticing?

Viper: No, don't think I'll ever forget about your Brimstone ass pics

[overheardintheprotocol]

Sage: Are babies, inherently, evil?

Every Other Agent, in Unison: Yes!

[overheardintheprotocol]

Viper: I learn new things about the protocol every day.

Brimstone: Such as?

Viper: I hate the protocol.

[overheardintheprotocol]

Reyna: Apparently I'm not allowed to have guns onbase anymore because I enjoy pointing them at things Brimstone would prefer they not be pointed at.

[overheardintheprotocol]

KAY/O: Gekko.

Gekko: Y-Yeah..?

KAY/O: Remember your stance when shooting like that :)

Gekko: Dios mio I thought you were going to tell me my entire family just died

KAY/O: ...Why would I say that?

Gekko: IT WAS MORE REALISTIC IN MY HEAD, OKAY?

[overheardintheprotocol]

Brimstone: I know what "azul" is! How uncultured do you think I am??

Gekko: Very!

Gekko and Neon, in unison: You're white!