Jackson Overland

ackson Overland \\ 22 \\ Resident Asshole

[lostboymoretti]

WWhat?

[overlandjackson]

Empty snack bag. I feel you.

[lostboymoretti]

[overlandjackson]

Dude.

[goddesswithwings]

Just when I thought there was hope for me yet.

[overlandjackson]

Heh? Oh what-- Oh no not tall brown hair and pretty like that. She's just a friend-- I personally think there's a lotta hope for ya.

[i-play-lacrosse]

[halgie]

“I’m the kind of guy that once I decide I’m going to do something I have a hard time just giving up on it without giving it a fair shot.”— Drew Roy.

[goddesswithwings]

Did you know that the cracks in a crocodiles scales are made by the skin stretching to support their length as they grow?

[overlandjackson]

Did you know in satanic rituals virgins don't necessarily mean never have had sex it ust means never have been in another satanic ritual before?

You seen a girl named Athena? Tallish, brown hair, pretty? 

[goddesswithwings]

Did you know that peeing on a jellyfish sting can actually cause the poison to spread in some cases?

[overlandjackson]

Did you know camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the sand?

[goddesswithwings]

[overlandjackson]

Did you know sharks don’t have penises they have claspers and they have two of them.

[mickiemoore]

…You are so full of crap, Mister.

[overlandjackson]

Mister- I’m offended. I wouldn’t proclaim my heart to you for you to call me Mister! At least Mister Jack.

[mickiemoore]

…Do yu have a concussion on top of the headache?

[overlandjackson]

Maybe it's the pain my heart feels for you?

[mickiemoore]

Because that’s something I’d rather not thing about. Ever.

I’m sorry that didn’t sound like a yes.

[overlandjackson]

Ooooh you'll never know if it was a yes, Mick. Never. Only I'll know. Hahahahaha. 

[mickiemoore]

Dammit Jack, I was trying to forget the penis thing.

But seriously, take something okay.

[overlandjackson]

How do you forget two penises. How?

Maybe. Maybe not. 

[mickiemoore]

If it feels that bad why don’t you take something for it now? I can’t trust myself to make you something but I may have something left over from the shop in town.

[overlandjackson]

Lie two full on penises. Two. Two sets of nuts for double the fun! Because I'm a stubborn asshole- I'll be fine.

[mickiemoore]

Oh, sorry.

Don’t know, you seemed upset so I thought I’d see what’s wrong.

[overlandjackson]

No problemo, mi amiga.

Don't you worry one pretty little hair, I just feel like someone's taking a hammer to my skull. I'll ice it later. In the mean time were you aware that sharks have two penises?

[mickiemoore]

Why the face?

[overlandjackson]

Headache.

What's with the 'why the face' face, pretty?

[overlandjackson]

[athenawate-blog]

Problems such as? Athena asked, nudging him lightly with her elbow. You’d be a pretty interesting person then. I think mine was like.. Jesus, something to do with mythology and a bunch of numbers.. goddessathena524.. Yep that’s it. Right, I hope they have my backpack. I don’t think they broke your phone though, I think the police are usually good about that.

Well, science guy, you haven’t looked at your other options, try mythology, old stories. It’s a wonder what you can find in the past. Magic? It’s a possibility.. I mean.. Alright now I’m blowing my own mind.. Magic.. Seems like a good explanation. Do you know where we’re going? Cause I’m just walking now.

[overlandjackson]

Uh mostly because I'm going to have to fly you back to Athens, and my dad is going to bitch at me because I was tlaking to him on the phone about something important when I got hit, Jack rubbed the back of his head.  Goddessathena-- how clever of you. I'm pretty sure I don't remember mine..... Nope. he snorted slightly. Yeah but who knows if it was the police that have my phone. What if whatever took me took it with them. I mean come on, I paid for that!

I tried that too. I even got into the stupid Jack Frost myths. I mean come on, that's such bullshit. But magic is likely what it is, as I've yet to find a scientific explanation other than I'm the actual Jack Frost. he rolled his eyes and glanced around. Nope. I suggest we walk until we find a way out.