Evolving in Reverse

Michaela Moore |32| C'est la vie, C'est la mort. - The Civil Wars

[jonathan]

am I the only person who feels like christmas didn’t happen

[overlandjackson]

Mister- I’m offended. I wouldn’t proclaim my heart to you for you to call me Mister! At least Mister Jack.

[mickiemoore]

...That's what bothers you, that's the one thing? Really?

Well then maybe you should make your proclaiming more believable.

[overlandjackson]

Maybe it’s the pain my heart feels for you?

[mickiemoore]

...You are so full of crap, Mister.

[overlandjackson]

Ooooh you’ll never know if it was a yes, Mick. Never. Only I’ll know. Hahahahaha. 

[mickiemoore]

...Do yu have a concussion on top of the headache?

[overlandjackson]

How do you forget two penises. How?

Maybe. Maybe not. 

[mickiemoore]

Because that's something I'd rather not thing about. Ever.

I'm sorry that didn't sound like a yes.

[earpwave]

[overlandjackson]

Lie two full on penises. Two. Two sets of nuts for double the fun! Because I’m a stubborn asshole- I’ll be fine.

[mickiemoore]

Dammit Jack, I was trying to forget the penis thing.

But seriously, take something okay.

[overlandjackson]

No problemo, mi amiga.

Don’t you worry one pretty little hair, I just feel like someone’s taking a hammer to my skull. I’ll ice it later. In the mean time were you aware that sharks have two penises?

[mickiemoore]

If it feels that bad why don't you take something for it now? I can't trust myself to make you something but I may have something left over from the shop in town.

[overlandjackson]

Headache.

What’s with the ‘why the face’ face, pretty?

[mickiemoore]

Oh, sorry.

Don't know, you seemed upset so I thought I'd see what's wrong.

[overlandjackson]

[mickiemoore]

Why the face?

[arabellamurphy-blog]

Girl with an appetite, not bad. 

Arabella laughed, slipping her heels off at the door, and padding after her into the kitchen.

[mickiemoore]

Right. Michael nodded cheerily, bouncing around the kitchen like an energizer bunny on speed. So... what do you want with your pizza? She asked, pulling down plates for two. Water, soda, juice... liquid courage?

[arabellamurphy-blog]

I’ve met messier men, it’s nothing to worry about. Wolves do have meatier appetites than we vampires do, we prefer, liquids. But it sounds delicious.

[mickiemoore]

Oh I'm fairly organized when I want to be, I only meant the fact that I had ordered 3 pizzas fro myself. 

Okay then, Michaela pushed herself up from the couch, offering her guest a half smile before skipping lazily towards the kitchen.

[vanished]

I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Neil Gaiman, A Study in Emerald (via vadligs)

[notmybeautifulhome]

[arabellamurphy-blog]

Little bit boring, but I can’t help and agree sometimes. 

Pleasure, I’m Arabella. Sure, what kind you’d get?

[mickiemoore]

It's nice too meet you too. Um, you're gonna think that I'm a pig but I got pepperoni, cheese and bacon. Wolf girls gotta eat, you know?

[arabellamurphy-blog]

With a face like yours? Shouldn’t be hard to get the pizza delivery guy to sleep with you.

[mickiemoore]

Aw, you're sweet. Could have, but I'd rather watch pron than reenact it. 

I'm Michaela by the way, want some pizza?

[fuckablefood]