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You want to anoint something? Conjure something? You want to bless something or thwart something?

Have to sign paperwork and docusign isn’t an option. Like I have to print it. I’m going to throw up.

Why do pumpkin seeds have so much magnesium? So cute of them.

No heeled flipflop propaganda formed against me shall prosper.

A very good genre of sewing content is people being terrorized by their cats and just carrying right on peacefully.

#cats have amazing comedic timing

The sugar caffeine combo is so uniquely poisonous to me.

#a sweet treat is fine #a beautiful latte is also fine #together?#suddenly I’m in a hell of my own making

Convincing myself the ladies of yore were wearing gloves because their hand eczema was also beating their asses.

#what’s cool is going between mild discomfort to feeling like someone is actively sticking needles in your fingers #totally at random

Thinking about trying to possibly at some point

Clinically unable to walk by a construction/maintenance situation without asking someone in hi-vis and/or a hard hat what all is going on.

The more emphatically I say I need something, the less I actually need it.

#I need to pick up some light bulbs #vs #I neeeeeeeeeeeeed blue sunglasses how have I been getting by without…#and I do mean sunglasses with blue lenses not blue light glasses or whatever garbage

Idk why the ant/aphid coalition discovered my sedums this year in particular but I am deeply displeased.

#crossing my arms and shaking my head at them every morning while drinking my coffee #just so they’re clear on my stance

#and i’m okay with that

My mind: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

My heart: If it’s not perfect, why not just die?

The worst thing is somebody spilling something on you and then trying to clean/dry it. I’m never going to be mad about a little accident but do not touch meeeee ❣️🔪✨

#half I really do not need or want your help as kindly intended as it may be #other half wet clothes are sensory torture and I’m expending all available energy not being visibly weird about it #third half you’re probably not one of the handful of people I’m fine with touching me

I’m not lost, this is just what I look like.

One of the things that makes me consider the existence of a truly malevolent force in the universe is TMZ. That is not a company, that is a house of purified evil.

Maturing is buying the smaller plant at the nursery because why the fuck would I want to dig a bigger hole?

#I have enough problems as it is #also my lived experience that younger plants just handle planting/transplanting better #I am not one of those people who has grown significantly as a person because of gardening etc but #my laziness is a virtue because fuck it it’ll grow when it feels like it

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