Rantings of a young Chick-Fil-A Manager

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Our cows don't even compare

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If you came to CFA to support traditional marriage I have bad news for you son cuz there's this bisexual (probably pansexual) lady in the back making all of your food

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Finishing a shift and being really proud of your work is an excellent feeling.

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As a cashier whenever I check someone's twenty, so many people say "Oh it's good, I just printed it" but like So many people use that joke. so this is me hahahahahhahahaahahahaHahahahaAhahahahahhaHAhAHahaHhahHAHAhahJAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHZHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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I make it rain polynesian sause.

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Real Things Customers Ask For

Customer: Can I get some of that Asian sauce?

Customer: I'll have some of your Sweet and Sour Sauce.

Customer: Give me some of your Hawaiian Sauce.

Customer: Can I have that Foreign Sauce?

Customer: Yeah I'll have some Parmeesian Sauce

Customer: I'll just take some of your, what's it called, Paramedic Sauce

Customer: Can I have some Pomegranate Sauce?

Customer: I'll have that Caribbean Sauce.

Customer: Give me some of that Pallet-Amnesia Sauce ya'll have.

Me: .....................you mean Polynesian Sauce

Let's not forget: Can I get some Pomeranian sauce?

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When customers try and start a “thank you” challenge with you seriously we will say my pleasure every time just stop

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Like Seriously. Especially when you sit where we’ve already cleaned and moped.. I mean, if you did that, at least don’t eat like a pig and leave a huge mess. Like really. #frustrated #chickfilaprobs #problemsatthechickfila #CFAprobs @mystere52 @juicygarrett @lindsber @pfcmurica23 @zanderburger1

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This is what we do to make the time go by. #regram #chickfilaprobs 🐔 #cfaprobs stolen from @lizmart26 :)

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"Please don't put pickles in the flower vases."

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Man crashes car into Wendy's restaurant in Hampstead

Lunch hour had a bit of a surprise for customer at a Wendy's restaurant in Carroll County.

Kudos to whoever dealt with that Wendy's thing cuz if someone drove their car through our Chick-Fil-A while I was manager on duty I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know what to do. Like "um, sir, could you like, eat more chicken and drive through less walls please? Thanks."