hey! i hope youre having a wonderful day âď¸ could i request some h/cs for reborn, giotto and TYLmukuro? where s/o is bored out of their mind and just starts using the cheesiest pick-up lines they can think of on them? like "You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms." (btw you have no idea how delighted i was to find your blog, youre doing gods work)
⥠CHEESY PICK UP LINES âââşËłâ§ŕź
GN reader, no pronouns used & no warnings! established relationships, very domestic and just a little suggestive if you squint in Reborn's. Everyone is 21+ bc I love adult Reborn I love writing abt adults exclusively bc I seriously cannot imagine the thoughts of teenagers fr xox
⥠Reborn
Out of pure silence, the two of you could have been passively doing work side-by-side or lounging around with something brain numbing on television, but you pop a stupid pick-up line and his attention is all on you
Heâs initially silent with confusion, but your face twists into a silly expression as you drop another stupid pick-up line, and by then he absolutely cannot help the smile that flashes across his face. He loves it and he loves you so much omg he even snorts and chuckles a little bit :â)
âWhat was that?â He's holding back another quiet bout of laughter as he turns to you and his eyes are curled into uncharacteristic half moons, his expression a mixture of amusement and disbelief. He took a long time to warm up to you enough to be this silly, and all the time and effort you spent melting the manâs icy exterior pays off when you see the pure mirth sparkling in his dark eyes.
You fire another one, grin widening evermore as you giggle at your own shenanigans, catching his gaze with a sweet twinkle in your eyes. You bite your lip as you begin to think of another one.
This time he is the one that shoots it first, âmm you look great with those pants on⌠bet youâd look even better with them off.â And he scoops you up into his lap to press your foreheads together and pepper sweet little kisses on your reddening cheeks.
Amidst your happy noises as he delivers his affection, you ask him what heâs doing. To which he replies, âthe better question is what you were doing?â
âI was boooored..â
âI figured as much, I have something much more interesting in mind that we can do..â
You eventually learn that cheesy pick-up lines do work sometimes... on handsome hitmen whose hearts you have already captured
⥠Giotto
Heâs definitely amused! Perhaps even too interested in the silly quips leaving your lips. When you capture his attention with the first cheesy line, he gives you his full attention as he tries to process what you mean when you say that his father âmust be a bakerâ because of his ânice set of bunsâ? You know that his dad is most certainly not a baker.
When he realizes that youâre talking about his booty he flushes a little and laughs, asking you how you even came up with that. You quickly tell him another pick-up line, following it with a playful wink as you circle around him.
Heâd be there to listen to as many dumb pick up lines as you can think of because heâs having fun when youâre having fun tbh; when he tries to come up with his own, theyâre just a little awkward and sound more like just plain compliments because he isnât quite as witty as you (he seems honest to a fault, and in turn not sly and conniving enough to be funny on command like this lol)
He ends up more fascinated than he really should be about the pathos and ethos of the cheesy lines, and you're going to have only yourself to blame when he masters them and uses them on you another day.
⥠Mukuro Rokudo
He canât even pretend to hate them because heâs a cheesy mf ngl heâd probably start laughing his ass off!! He doubles over just a little and suddenly he wants to pick your brain even more than usual. Whatâs gotten you into this odd mood? Were you bored? Were you trying this for his attention? In such an awful way? His cool facade is cracked only by the completely absurd, and you were bringing that to the table.
He doesnât quite fire back with his own cheesy pick-up lines, but heâs just a little too receptive to them. âMy shirt? Significant other material-â is met with a satisfied hum and a light flip of the hair as he leans over you and a gloved hand slides up to tug at your top. âI agree,â he muses, catlike eyes hooded and unblinking as they scan over your upper half.
Suddenly, you wonder if heâs misreading the room, or if youâre misreading the room⌠or if heâs just trying to outweird you. The moment his hands cup your waist, you gasp and your face flushes. He notices your pupils dilating and heart rate picking up.
Then the bastard lets go of you and laughs to himself even HARDER?!?!! He found your cheesy pick-up lines absolutely hilarious, but to him there is nothing more amusing (and heartwarming) than messing with you.
He swears he's laughing with you and not at you, but you know that you're his favourite butt of any joke between the two of you... and also his favourite butt (Mukuro grabby hands) <3
Hiie sorry for the delay! I just penned these & hope you enjoy them! I do know Giotto's is a bit short but I honestly have not experienced enough of him to grasp his characterization super well in my head mmm but it was fun! Uni has been kicking my ass so I'm glad I got some time to fuss w such a sweet and silly little request! xx J
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