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[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[memecucker]

It’s kinda wild how people seriously tried to say the October attack in Israel was “worse than 9/11 because of the proportions compared to the national population” because like, I have never encountered anyone that talked about 9/11 in a way that was about how .X% of the total American population was killed that day because why would you do that it it literally just makes it seem smaller

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Every time a pope dies is like 100 9/11s for the vatican city

[loving-n0t-heyting]

Whenever a guy dies on the Pitcairn islands its the equivalent of ~2 kilo-9/11s

Have some respect!

[modern-politics111]

Morning-after pill handed out at Olivia Rodrigo concert in Missouri – where abortion is banned

Fans got access to $50 pill and condoms via singer’s Fund 4 Good campaign to protect reproductive rights

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Like Ritter, many concertgoers did not initially believe they could get the pill, which retails for up to $50, for free. “There are always some people who reach for the emergency contraception and then say: ‘What do I have to do in order to get this?’ or ‘Is it really free?’” Sheley said. “You might have to repeat that it’s free three times. The look on their face when they realize they’re being cared for and someone wants to help, that’s what we’re here for.”

This fucking rules

[fatfemme-inist]

This is extremely cool, but it's also very important to note that Rodrigo is partnering with local abortion funds to do this, and they're the ones actually providing the Plan B. A lot of funds actually provide free Plan B along with condoms and pregnancy tests all the time, either through local community partners (coffee shops, bookstores, nonprofits) or by mail. It's important to talk about the orgs she's partnering with (a) so that local folks know where to go the next time they need Plan B and can't afford it and (b) so that these orgs can continue to grow their supporter and donor base! Abortion funds have been run absolutely ragged since the fall of Roe and are in desperate need of more recurring donors to support their work.

[vampmilf]

doing important research on this fine sunday morning

[hellsitegenetics]

hello, can you please genome this:

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

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Closest match: Danio rerio genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Zebrafish

[poke-chann]

[accidentalkilljoys]

The American Declaration of Independence, which can be categorized as some guy(s) seething, also results in zebrafish. I think there's something in the seething = zebrafish theory.

[quiet-but-not-blind]

…Lizzy

[fluffycakesistainted]

#this is so freaking funny (itspileofgoodthings)

[koboldspucke]

#adaptations really do often underplay how much#pride and prejudice#darcy’s ‘unexpected’ proposal#is basically the ‘did you just flirt with me’ ‘have been for the past [few months] but thanks for noticing’ meme#like this scene#or the one where Lizzy and him are ALONE in the Collins’ house talking about women marrying and moving far from home#& he’s trying to suss out whether she’d be cool with marrying him and living far away from her own home#and she is like ‘well obviously it’s fine if you have enough money to afford the travel’ and he’s like ‘oh?!? and uhhh…#you’re not super attached to your home yourself are you? like you’d be fine with not constantly visiting [your weird embarrassing family]?’#SHE IS SO CLUELESS

[ri-writing]

This is why I always say that Pride & Prejudice is not Enemies To Lovers.

Elizabeth is in a one-sided-enemies to lovers story. The book from Elizabeth’s point of view: Darcy: [compliments her] Elizabeth: This man is insulting me. Darcy: [gets up his nerve and asks her to dance after she makes a big deal of liking dancing] Elizabeth: He is trying to make me feel uncomfortable! Darcy: [tries to make conversation about something he thinks she is interested in] Elizabeth: I’m not sure what his angle is, but it must be awful since he said that one unflattering thing about me to his friend in a conversation I eavesdropped on! And also, hot!George says he’s an ass, so clearly him being nice to me must be nefarious!!!

Darcy, meanwhile, is over here in all his awkwardness thinking he’s doing a really good job of flirting with the girl he likes. He’s doing so well. It’s actually working! At first it seemed too good to be true, but she’s saying all the right things! She’s telling him how to meet up with her so they can spend time together! She’s putting up with his awful aunt and still lets him visit her despite all of that! He’s done it! He’s got the girl! He’s planning their wedding because he’s getting an A in romance, you guys.

[kaijuno]

Let’s talk about this

[shostabr0vich]

She was serving

[girlnephew]

[tockthewatchdog]

[acheemient]

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

[kaijuno]

Minecraft but make it cottagecore

[memewhore]

[myrinthinks]

[ankle-beez]

disney animation execs going on-record last year saying that they couldn't do 2d animated movies anymore because of the supposed "limitations" of the medium and then immediately losing to a 2d animated movie on awards season is too perfect

[ankle-beez]

I just think this is funny

[mal-co-holic]

The real reason was they didn't have any 2D animation folks on payroll anymore. They literally got rid of those folks since the release of Princess & the Frog. However they can't just say that so they need to make up some BS about 2D being worse actually.

[commander-damneron]

Figured I'd fix that first quote for them

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Screaming Contest

[my-castles-crumbling]

Pssst! Take one and pass it down!

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Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

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[shinisenko]

COVID antiviral Paxlovid to see price increase following 400% vaccine hike

The new price is not set, but one analyst suggested it could be up to 5x higher.

After raising the price of COVID-19 vaccines more than four-fold this year, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla told investors Monday that the company will also likely hike the price of its lifesaving COVID-19 antiviral treatment, Paxlovid, raising further concern about access and healthcare costs.

[femonologue]

Remember when everyone on earth started shitting on Martin Shkreli for cranking up the price of AIDS medicine? Time to do the same for Albert Bourla. Everyone needs to know his name, and everyone needs to virulently and vocally hate his goddamn guts.