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I wasn’t too worried I mean if I can win you over I know I can win her over. You are a rebel, a really cute one. We both are…Sid and Nancy for life.

--- Sid and Nancy for life. I know.

#c:audrey

I love you too Winnie, a whole lot. Yeah your sister is kind of terrifying and I don’t think me sassing her is helping either. She suggested we quit smoking and I kind of laughed in her face.

My sister's not that bad, don't worry about it. --- She's got good intentions, but I'm never quitting smoking. I'm a real rebel, I am.

#c:audrey

"Why are you always right? I think I will, but it’ll take some time." He replied before he sighed and plopped down on the couch, placing his head on her lap afterwards. "So what do you want to do tonight?"

I dunno. Smoke, probably? I'm boring as shit, dude. You know this. I guess we could see a movie or something. You know what's playing? ---- Remember when we went and saw Django stoned off our asses? Good times.

#c:hendrix

No matter what you’ll always be Winnie to me, smokers voice and all. Your sister would also kill me if that happened to you.

#c:audrey #i ship us until death tbh

Man, everything you just said was really fuckin' cute. You know I love you, right? And, yeah... My sister-- yeah...

Who needs college when we have an awesome career going for us already? If that’s a case when your voice gets shot would I have to refer to you as a him?

#c:audrey #u did tbh i'm not gonna lie #ANDREW AND OWEN #cries #he name is still owen #but she goes by winnie i think #also she is kiddin #it's in her tone

I will still very much be me, but label as you please. I just thought you were above all that, baby. Guess I was wrong. Sigh.

Did you know the lady who voiced ET smoked 2 packs a day? At this rate I might end up sounding just like her.

#c:audrey #IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THE NAMES??#i'm not changing mine tbh just bc fuck it but #LOL #ALSO JACK KILMER UGH UR AFTER MY HEART

I feel it. We'd be able to do couples voice acting. Is it her or is it him?

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I’m sorry, I should have woken you… But he was well, just stressed about the job. Gran’s come down with a bit of a flu but she swears it’s nothing a little whiskey won’t fix.

nochillmaddox-deactivated201503

We should tell him to smoke a bit. Won't stress much then. Anyway, Gran's probably right. You know her hot toddy recipe works better than most. She's a bit old, though, so... we should keep an eye out for that.

#c:maddox

You were still asleep and he was in a hurry to get to work. I mostly talked to Gran.

Oh. Well, how was he? How's gran?

#c:maddox

"Yeah yeah, I’m fucking fine, just stressed out. Filling out college applications is a pain in the ass when you’re basically poor. If I take out any of these loans, I’ll owe so much money, my fucking grandchildren will be paying off my debt."

#c:hendrix #WOW I SHIP THESE TWO SO MUCH NOW TOO??#FC CHANGES DAMN

It's supposed to be way worth it in the end, though, so you should follow through. Good things for my good friend.

nochillmaddox-deactivated201503

"I always forget how much I miss my family until after I’m done talking to them over Skype…"

#c:maddox #ANNE HATHAWAY IS PERF #AND FELICITY JONES #YES FOR THIS

Wait, did you talk to dad? Why didn't you let me talk to him, too?

Text ➡️ open

Ariel: you're such a buzzkill wow

Ariel: I was just going to ask if you wanted to smoke no need to have a bitch fit

Owen: wait i don't remember having a bitch fit.

Owen: but you know me. i'm always down to smoke.

#t:ariel

text ⟹ blaine

Blaine: i asked who they are, asshole

Owen: [leaves text at Read]

#t:blaine #tbh this is just me notating that owen prob wouldn't reply to that #he'd be like nope that's rude as shit no thank u

"If you weren’t my best friend, I’d probably kill you for this. Actually, because you’re my best friend, I think I will kill you for this. —In all seriousness though, are you sure it’s okay for us to be seeing an over-sexualized, ‘romance’ movie together? I don’t need your chick coming at me sideways, ya know?”

#c:hendrix #cries about this plot

Nah, Audrey's not like that. Besides, she wouldn't care. Maybe. I mean, she's supposed to have changed. And I think she really has. So I don't think she'd assume anything. I mean, I haven't told her anything, so.

"Did I really have to come and see Fifty Shades of Shit with you? This is the most boring thing I’ve ever witnessed and the old dude three seats down from me has a massive fucking hard-on, not to mention he keeps breathing heavily whenever a sex scene pops up.”

I had to share the pain of this movie with someone else. I was forced to watch it and now you will be forced to watch it.

#c:hendrix

Well shit at least you’re honest. I would hate for us to be like 50 years old and we’re looking back at pictures and you’re all “Hey I really hated that dress by the way.” I would kill you.