&&. CALL; fckin twat of my heart <3
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Ashdon: ...-- You like me?
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@ashdonaye
&&. CALL; fckin twat of my heart <3
Ivan: Why do I even like you?
Ashdon: ...-- You like me?
&&. CALL; fckin twat of my heart <3
Ivan: ...
Ivan: ...What is wrong with you?
Ashdon: [voicebox af] What's your favorite scary movie, Ivan?
&&. CALL; fckin twat of my heart <3
Ivan: ---...Why the fuck does your voice sound like that?
Ashdon: [still in the voicebox] Is this Ivan Lopez?
&&. CALL; fckin twat of my heart <3
Ashdon: - talking in a voicebox - Hello.
And why exactly would I help you doing that?
Because you’re hot --- and hot people always know how to do shady shit.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Filming what? —- Oh, us? Yeah, I’m vlogging, us YouTubers do that. —- Yeah, subscribe before I prank you.
Yeah, I know, but --- I’m not ready to be famous, and -- fuck, I look like shit, son -- warn a bitch -- shit, sorry for the foul language, fam -- but no, forreal go for it. Subscribe and comment and make me internet famous, and maybe I'll post my own pranks vids.
“Holy —— this place is huge.”
I know -- huge, and fuckin’ boring, son. Don't get too excited -- or do, but it's really not worth all the hype -- but, if it's makin' you happy, then please, get hype -- Anyway, you new here, to like, Irvine, or?
The video is up on this channel, so go check that out and take Ashdon’s word for it. It’s fucking gold.”
Wh -- ya filmin' that? ---- But no, oh my fuckin' God, yes. Take your local prankster’s word on it, fam!
Wow, okay. –- – tea really isn’t something for me.
Why not? Tea always gets me on my zen shit.. ---- 'kay, that’s a lie, but like, at least it's better than coffee.
“Hey, guys. I’ve just pranked my roommate and it was the most hilarious thing ever. You should have seen her face. I’m sure you’ve seen the photo of me sticking post-it notes in her side of the dorm, and her comment. She was pissed.”
I’ve seen it, and lemme tell you ------ that was fuckin’ gold.
——Kay like … fuck you! Fuck you man, I could kick your ass. I mean —- I got fuckin’ muscles! Fuck you!
Fuck you, girl --- I see no muscles, just bony ass knuckles and long ass legs, like please.
So I was walking around the halls today and I heard these freshman girls talking about how the one thought she was pregnant because she had sex two days ago and she wasn’t hungry. Now, I’m no expert because but I’m certain that’s not how that works.
Should’ve went there and educated their fetus asses, what in the fuck...
Meet the Muse
LEGAL NAME: Ashdon Felicia Kay
ALIAS[ES]: Ash, Ashy, Ashhole, Fuckfather
DATE OF BIRTH: August 14th
GENDER | SPECIES: Female | Human
PLACE OF BIRTH: Irvine, New York
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Can’t complain.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English
EDUCATION: Northside Prep
OCCUPATION: Student
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Yes, no & yes
LIKE[S]: Food, skating, gaming, annoying people, pranks, singing.
DISLIKE[S]: Empty cereal boxes, seagulls, Starbucks.
FEAR[S]: Being unwanted. Being alone. Weakness. Clowns.
PERSONALITY TRAITS: Chill, fun-loving, spontaneous, friendly, persistent & single-minded.
DISORDERS: None
{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }
HAIRCOLOR: Light brown
EYE COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 5′1
TATTOOS: Three on her thighs, one behind her ear, two on her wrists, two on her ankles, and one on her side.
PIERCINGS: Nose and ear piercings.
{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }
SIBLING[S]: Jude, Aaron, and Michael
PARENT[S]: Helen & Parker Kay
CHILDREN: None
PET[S]: A goldendoodle dog named Alfie.
{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Pansexual
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
@trashdonaye: avan tudor jogia lol do you mean mY FATHER
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@dare-ian: i did all my hw stfu @trashdonaye
@trashdonaye: @dare-ian idC ur fuckin ass is grounded young man
@trashdonaye: @dare-ian f**** bc internet,,,,,,,censored