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In memory of an old fart ▪︎ https://ko-fi.com/kitorkillingsly

[owlglock-pew-pew]

First attack of the year I totally didn't finish a couple days ago

[renzilla-exists]

coming online as someone who liked the finale

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[chompercroncher-deactivated2024]

Also if the reason you don't know is developmental , intelectual or learning disabilities making you struggle even if you've been taught a bunch of times , you are so cool and awesome too :^) [smiley face ]

[patchworkstaccatofairy]

This shit really isnt intuitive at all unfortunately

[owlglock-pew-pew]

AF card + character sheet I finished today

[owlglock-pew-pew]

Miss this burger so much. Not as good as tuckers or patty wagon but ugh it was good

[owlglock-pew-pew]

This book store in Berlin is called Montag btw. The artist for F451 actually just let them use the cover for free! They were pretty cool, bought 2 books for me mummy

[owlglock-pew-pew]

EYYYY FINISHED SKEETCHHHH

[for-those-who-wait]

Well. He's as close to being "on Rocky's chest" as possible considering the circumstances

[ravmycupine]

Grace makes a shocking discovery

[djpachipikachu]

rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[infinity-on-hiii]

The fact that markiplier said HE was getting out of the blood ocean and crawling into Ryan Goslings arms. Not even Simon and Grace

[rexlottie]

(x)

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[whiskercrepes]

[owlglock-pew-pew]

PLEASE SOMEONE BE INTERESTED IN MY COOL AWESOME COMIC SKETCH WITH MUSICAL NOTATION

Based off a guy on insta that speaks gibberish to random people