bobbit worms ruined my life

Hi I'm caro and there are too many puppets in my life

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dailycatsblog]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

[shelternmberone]

Crybaby

[gingik]

[nevergiveupparis]

[fullafag]

[lostcryptids]

this is exactly how i watch movies

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[opendirectories]

[catchymemes]

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

✨️ Twinkle twinkle little star, how the hell you draw an arm ✨️

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mgmt2]

happens

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything