🧸 @owlskitty - Tumblr Blog

taiyaki!

I’m actually screaming that I just stumbled upon the knowledge that a video of me making a shrek joke about onions was flagged as nudity

feefal

The ghost of a Parasaurolophus has come by for a visit - It’s fossilized bones just got unearthed and they’re so excited to finally be found!

william-snekspeare

Oatmeal the ferret

rosarrie

fell over

sighcomics

practise disappearing

sosuperawesome

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vanillacherie

fairy kitty 🌼🐱

hiveswap

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

elliot-amy

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

gastrointestinalhallelujahcannon

Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor

makrustic

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cocopudu

my little beanie babies 🌟✨

(tysm for the love on my other plushies, i've been drawing a lot of them on my twitter - i'm cocopudu on there as well - so i think it's time to show the tumblr crowd as well c:)