Brooklyn Nine-Nine STARTER SENTENCES #1
If I’m ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi.
Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!
Thank you very much, sir. Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.
Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?
You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective!
Well, he’s someone else’s problem now. Like you said, it’s out of your hands.
Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.
God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.
So you were just borrowing those cars?
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! You win a teddy bear!
All right, fine, darling; I’ll ask him. Excuse me, sir!
No, I know we’re lost! I think he’s an idiot.
Idiot?! Do you know why we’re out here in the middle of the night, ___? I was gonna propose to you! On the Brooklyn Bridge, where we met.
You know what? This is over. Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents
I’m sad y'all are arresting me, but I gotta say, I’m glad you’re back together.
We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department.
I don’t have a lot of time. I need your full, signed confession. We have four minutes. We can do this.
Everyone, check your email. The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of Danzez With Wolvez?
Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.
Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
Devastatingly handsome? I’m sorry. I’m uncomfortable with emotions.
Nice cop lingo! Look, I’m really sorry that we ruined your party. I’d love to make it up to you.
You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.
No, he did it doing something he’s embarrassed by. Like smiling. Only question is… how do you hurt your arm smiling?
Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Because no-one… will ever believe you.
Fine, abandon me! I don’t want you here anyway.
All right, I’ll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.
This looks like it was filled out by a toddler!
you just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage.
You know how long I’ve been waiting for one of you old men to kiss me?
My ears are burning! Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped; no big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
Look, you guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis that is his choice.
I hate being friends with you!
I’ve examined his proposal; there’s no proof that giggle-pig is a serious problem.
Actually, I’m a little disappointed in the hotel. How you mess up a omelette? It’s just a flat egg!
Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people get shot.
Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies.
I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive.
“I’m with someone and nothing is going to happen.” Name of your sex tape!
Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?
Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I’ll rip your tiny head off.
I’m still paying my uncle’s funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.
Wait, stop. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
You’re being super irresponsible. You have a batitude. That’s a bad attitude.
I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.
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