HEWWO??? FOWWOWERS???

i see ur sins. sideblog to knowsmagic, just a place for me to commentate while cutting down on ooc posts on my main

[owormathy]

fakedself:

❛ touche. ❜ he’s…he’s pronouncing it like douche. ❛ i’m still saying that callbacks are worse, but eh. and hey - you never know. she might be out there looking for love. or more people to crush. or, maybe she’s like, a cougar, or some shit ❜ 

          “...Jared, she’s married. Final cast list, you’re wrong.”

[owormathy]

fakedself:

❛ that’s fair, but at least with final cast, you get rid of competition. kinda. ❜ he shrugs – he’s a little unnerved by the smile, but he seems to ignore it for the most part, ❛ fuck them. let’s find their tinder account and catfish it. ❜

         “But some people don’t get called into callbacks and still have roles for the final cast. Especially when the person -- Jared, she’s like fuckin’ eighty, she isn’t gonna have a tinder -- when the person doesn’t post the cast list for a week. Been there. Been crushed. Sucks to swallow, anyway I stand by what I’m saying and you’re wrong.”           She’s had a bad day. She’s still smiling. Help her / me.

[owormathy]

ALSO SOME PEOPLE DON’T GET CALLED TO CALLBACKS BUT THEY’VE STILL SECURED A ROLE FOR THE FINAL CAST

[owormathy]

fakedself:

@owormathy / @knowsmagic

worm here, final cast

❛ i mean, sure, but it’s like…you don’t even know if you’re going to be in the show with callbacks, y’know? ❜

          “Okay yeah, but you also don’t know if you’re going to be in the show with the final cast either. When I was in high school a callback didn’t guarantee the final cast list. It’s fucked. But also my director was a piece of shit.”             She’s angry but she’s smiling through it. Freaky.

[owormathy]

I SEE YOU, YOU DOKI DOKI MOTHERFUCKER

[owormathy]

owormathy:

no getting rid of The Worm. dad.

i take it back. perish.

[owormathy]

no getting rid of The Worm. dad.

[owormathy]

canthurtfeelings:

      you can do it. i believe in you.

            ...but why tho.

[owormathy]

I SEE YOU, YOU DOKI DOKI MOTHERFUCKER

[owormathy]

            sometimes i can still hear his voice...

[owormathy]

h-eadphxnes replied to your post “            jared is chopped. friend card revoked.”

oh nooooo not jared whatever will we do without hiiiiiiiiim

ur replacing him on the friend list, welcome aboard

[owormathy]

bloodpointe:

{ ✎ }

“Rational mind said not to trust him. The twins never fucking trusted him. Emotional mind wanted to listen! I’m an empath, dammit, it spreads to my muses. Dede just eventually said ‘fuck it, I don’t know what to think, I’m just gonna look at facts.’ ACTAULLY, YOU KNOW, IF KATHERINE JUST FUCKING TOLD DEDE ‘HE’S LYING TO YOU, HE TORTURED AND KILLED ME,’ NONE OF US WOULD FUCKING BE IN THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW.”

She’s pulling out… knitting needles? “I’m gonna pop that wrinkled ballsack like a fucking balloon.”

{ ✎ }

       “The twins are me. Have I told you I love the twins yet? I love the twins. AND LISTEN, I totally get it, because Laura fuckin 180′d out as soon as shit hit the fan.”         A pause.          “Y’know who I blame? Toki Dorito.”       TELL HER SHE’S WRONG I FUCKING DARE YOU.

[owormathy]

MUTHER

                           mom is here !!!!!  hi new daughter !!!

           HI MOM!!! Paultin and I are good friends, i’ve heard a lot about you! ...not from him but you know what yeah actually from him fuck it HI

[owormathy]

            jared is chopped. friend card revoked.

[owormathy]

bloodpointe:

{ ✎ }

“I mean, if we’re sharing hate, my current mood is wanting to give Rhys a lobotomy with a pair of bolt cutters, a plastic spork, and a loom hook.”

You’re not even in that verse.

“LET ME DREAM.”

{ ✎ }

“Hey, it’s okay. I feel that on a more than spiritual level. From fucking DAY ONE, I was like ‘I don’t trust this asshole’. And you know what? Fucking RIGHTFULLY SO. I’d fight him. I’ll fucking 1v1 him right now.”        She’s putting up her dukes, not the school and not the Heather.

[owormathy]

          FOUR OF Y’ALL CAME IN AT THE SAME TIME AND I’M TOO LAZY TO DO SEPARATE POSTS FOR YALL SO HELLO I LOVE YOU ALL

[owormathy]

fakedself:

you know, that shouldn’t be sad, yet somehow…

         newsflash, asshole!!!! i’ve been sad the ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!!!!